Doritos Quote by Aimee Bender Download Open image “...a Dorito asks nothing of you, which is its great gift. It only asks that you are not there.” — Aimee Bender ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doritos
“What I taste, I said, reading from my page, is what I remember from my last Dorito, plus the chemicals that are kind of… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I wouldn't say I am the type of girl who craves Doritos, but I definitely love a good cupcake sometimes. Or a croissant in… — Emily Ratajkowski Copy Share Image
“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.” — Dakota Cassidy Copy Share Image
“I’m a goddess right now; everyone should come and offer gifts of chocolate and mojitos. That’s my currency. “Do” — Lila Monroe Copy Share Image
Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
Sometimes your gift takes you to a place that your character is not prepared to handle. — Kwame Kilpatrick Copy Share Image
“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?” — Glenna Maynard Copy Share Image
“Your gift or calling enables you to ask the question of what to do” — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
“Does it work with sandwiches? he asked. I didn't move. He handed it over. George was watching with a kind of neutral curiosity, and… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
There's a spectrum of those moments of connection and the moments we fail to connect, going from super-large successes to failures. Success would be… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I did plays in college, and I have half of a play. But I'm kind of stuck. I keep revisiting it so maybe it… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“My genes, my love, are rubber bands and rope - make yourself a structure you can live inside.” — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
One thing I don't want to feel is marketplace pressure, so I'm really glad I enjoy teaching because I can rely on that for… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Language is the ticket to plot and character, after all, because both are built out of language. — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“The sensor did not seem to be restricted to my mother's food, and there was so much to sort through, a torrent of information,… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
I peeled the skin off a grape in slippery little triangles, and I understood then that I would be undressing every item of food… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
It was like we were exchanging codes, on how to be a father and a daughter, like we'd read about it in a manual,… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“I started in our neighborhood, buying a pastrami burrito at Oki Dog and a deluxe gardenburger at Astro Burger and matzoh-ball soup at Greenblatt's… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
“I loved my dish towel. This one was two-toned, and had, on one side, stitchings of fat purple roses on a lavender background, and… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
It's a different thing to just be a voice. It's liberating, on one hand, because you get to show up in sweatpants and with… — Adrian Pasdar Copy Share Image
My best friend, Andrew Goldberg - and this is genuinely not me trying to cross-promote, but this new Netflix show I'm doing called Big… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
We are accustomed to repeating the cliché, and to believing, that 'our most precious resource is our children.' But we have plenty of children… — Michael Chabon Copy Share Image
Pepsi has a new Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. No, we don't have an Ebola vaccine, but we do have the Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The two circled around the back of the house, making sure that nobody saw them. Once inside, they found Patrick right where they had… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He man who invented Doritos has passed away at the age of 97. He asked to be buried with the creator of Fritos and… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
“What I taste, I said, reading from my page, is what I remember from my last Dorito, plus the chemicals that are kind of… — Aimee Bender Copy Share Image
Doritos-flavored Mountain Dew is coming. You drink it, you get a combination of type 1 and type 2 diabetes. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I want to pull very long, multi-colored strings out of my brain and place them next to a bowl of Doritos at a party — Megan Boyle Copy Share Image
People stared. Maybe because they were giants compared to everyone else, both in height and muscle mass. Maybe because of the telltale bulge of… — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
Do I midnight snack? Not a lot, but sometimes. And it's usually Doritos Cooler Ranch. I know that's terrible, especially for a pro athlete,… — Clint Mathis Copy Share Image
Some of you may remember me as the 'Doritos Girl' from that Super Bowl commercial a while back, but I've been lucky enough to… — Ali Landry Copy Share Image