I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your laundry, so I have a little bit of a problem there. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them…well it's killing me! — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
My husband and I had recently been in a car accident, and I came out of that experience with more clarity about my career… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
At one point, I wrote 20 jokes a day, and I had a commitment to send them to the same three people. Now, I… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I love being a housewife... I love doing laundry. Except I have a little bit of separation anxiety, and you have to separate your… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I want to be more myself. Sometimes it takes awhile to find your voice. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I would love to do a sitcom. I see myself as an older woman, getting married, and her stepchildren, who are in their twenties,… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
