Doing Laundry Quotes by Carol Burnett

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh?…

— Carol Burnett

When I went to New York to try and make it, I never thought it wouldn't happen.

— Carol Burnett

Because of YouTube, I'm getting fan mail from 10-year-olds and teenagers and college kids.

— Carol Burnett

My grandmother and I would go see movies, and we'd come back to the apartment - we had a one-room apartment in Hollywood -…

— Carol Burnett

“Because nobody goes though life without a scar.”

— Carol Burnett

My childhood was rough, we were poor and my parents were alcoholics, but nobody was mean. I knew I was loved. We were on…

— Carol Burnett

I'm glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of variety. If I were starting out again now, maybe…

— Carol Burnett

If you see a kid in school, who is a little shy ... that's when you should reach out. When you do, you are…

— Carol Burnett

You know, one wonderful thing that came out of my Enquirer experience is that, in my case, it was ruled tabloids are magazines. Which…

— Carol Burnett

I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work out, that's when I've really learned.

— Carol Burnett

Daddy, when he drank, just became sweeter. There wasn't a mean thought in his body. I've always said he was like a drunk Jimmy…

— Carol Burnett

I always preferred working with somebody so I could look into their eyeballs and play tennis.

— Carol Burnett

I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking.

— Carol Burnett

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

— Carol Burnett

It all happened the way it was supposed to. I wouldn't change anything. I had such a great run.

— Carol Burnett