“A three-legged dog successfully crosses the road to a new location where there is greener grass to piss on” — Wesley Eisold Copy Share Image
My dog, Ginger, is jumpy-like me-sensitive to sound and sudden movement. She wasn't that way at first, but not long after we… — Mira Bartok Copy Share Image
He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
What else is it that should trace the insuperable line? Is it the faculty of reason or perhaps the faculty of discourse?… — Jeremy Bentham Copy Share Image
Methinks some creeds in vestries and churches do forget the hunter wrapped in furs by the Great Slave Lake, and that the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. — John Holmes Copy Share Image
But Michael Vick killed dogs, and he did in a heartless and cruel way. And I think, personally, he should've been executed… — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
The GOP's insoluble problem is that the multicultural, multiethnic, and multilingual country they created with their open borders appears not to like… — Pat Buchanan Copy Share Image
I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I believe in the Creator. I don't believe the creator is God. If you change G-O-D the other way, it becomes dog. — Femi Kuti Copy Share Image
How can you feel like an actual member of society casting a vote for a president when in a professional interview you… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
The folkish philosophy of life must succeed in bringing about that nobler age in which men no longer are concerned with breeding… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. — Deborah Norville Copy Share Image
We may be in the Universe as dogs and cats are in our libraries, seeing the books and hearing the conversation, but… — William James Copy Share Image
I have had a long unabashed love affair with dogs that stretches back to early childhood. — Caspar Weinberger Copy Share Image
“I have a feeling we're mooning a mean junkyard dog, all brave and laughing - until the dog's leash breaks” — Kevin J. Anderson Copy Share Image
“A dog comes to you and lives with you in your own house, but you do not therefore own her, as you… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
It's hard to keep the romance going sometimes. Because you have a job. And you have children. And you have a house… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
I love my dog,she is very sweet and gives joy in me,and I hug her so tight like a baby.I love her… — Mariane Corbito Copy Share Image
A mutt is a dog. He is the stuff of dogginess, a creature allied to species, not breed, and untrammeled by human… — Jean Hanff Korelitz Copy Share Image
The hounding of a dog pursuing a fox or other animal in the horizon may have first suggested the notes of the… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Having no purpose is the function of art, so somebody else can look at it and ask a question. Design is different… — Paula Scher Copy Share Image
“Getting a Dog: She won this one easily, as I've already mentioned; I thought my graceful surrender would win me a concession… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
I realized that all animals, not just dogs and cats and horses, were sentient beings; therefore, I just couldn't say I love… — William McNamara Copy Share Image
Be patient. Your future will come to you and lie down at your feet like a dog who knows and loves you… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
If you take away all the prairie dogs, there will be no one to cry for the rain. — Terry Tempest Williams Copy Share Image
I'd love to be a coach one day, but before fighting I was into dog training. I was a handler and I… — Travis Browne Copy Share Image
A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came… — Bootsy Collins Copy Share Image
There were only so many kicks a dog could take before it turned vicious.’ (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I was young. I was newly married. And I had worked like a dog. I just wanted to live and travel. — Sarah Michelle Gellar Copy Share Image
Shelter dogs should be adopted into loving homes, not used in cruel experiments. That's why I support the Cruelty Free International global… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
Retirement is a very subjective thing. There are guys I know who retire and they're very happy and they never miss work… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I set my monkey on the log, and ordered him to do the Dog. He wagged his tail and shook his head,… — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image
An ancient father says that a dog we know is better company than a man whose language we do not understand. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image