The first time I went to Chicago was on a family road trip. We had our dog with us, and when we… — Hong Chau Copy Share Image
Mr. Speaker, for the last 5 years I have been working with a bipartisan group of my colleagues to make it illegal… — Earl Blumenauer Copy Share Image
“What? Listen,you..." And then, strangely enough, she calls me a female dog.” — Alex Flinn Copy Share Image
On the first day God created the dog. God said, Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at… — Sadie Copy Share Image
If someone sits and stares at you while you eat, you won't even eat the way you normally do, because it'll make… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
From food trucks to hot dog stands to county fair favorites, 'street food' has enjoyed a rich and storied history in American… — Homaro Cantu Copy Share Image
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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I'd love to spend the day drinking a real ale in front of a fire at a lovely pub, doing the crossword… — Rhod Gilbert Copy Share Image
As a southerner born after the epic events of the civil rights movement, I've always wondered how on earth people of good… — Jon Meacham Copy Share Image
Freshly brainwashed from rehab, I carry the bottle into the bathroom. I hold it up to the light. See the pretty bottle?… — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
“Volnay is prancing, head up proudly; her squat little bowlegs producing a smooth gait that would make the dog show people preen.… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
Whenever I get three-four days in hand, I fly down to Delhi to spend time with my family and my dog. — Esha Gupta Copy Share Image
I hope to be painting more and travelling. Maybe fall in love. Have a dog one day. You know, all the good… — Alia Shawkat Copy Share Image
I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
In films, I didn't crave the type of attention I had sort of stumbled into in my music career. And I do… — Justin Timberlake Copy Share Image
Letters actually work. Even the top dog himself takes time every day to read 10 letters that are picked out by staff.… — Omar Ahmad Copy Share Image
When one becomes a liberal, he or she pretends to advocate tolerance, equality and peace, but hilariously, they’re doing so for purely… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I WAS SITTING IN a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
I think I'm probably going to have more luck on tour, on the road, than I am at home, because as hectic… — Mike Ness Copy Share Image
Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care… — Nick Clooney Copy Share Image
Idea of the generations continuing is really important. And that's interesting to me. I write about families; I'm interested in families. Even… — Jennifer Gilmore Copy Share Image
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