Dog Quotes · Page 8

Dogs are our link to paradise.

— Milan Kundera

You're not such a dog as you think you are.

— Paddy Chayefsky

My dog's favorite snack is my homework.

— Anonymous

“a hot dog shop where ketchup was forbidden,”

— A.R. Wise

I'd definitely have a dog over a child.

— Kelly Brook

Many dogs are the death of the hare

— Proverb

It is hard to teach an old dog tricks.

— William Camden

Love is a Dog from Hell.

— Charles Bukowski

He hath a share of man's intelligence, but no share of man's falsehood.

— Walter Scott

Mostly, he taught me about friendship and selflessness and, above all else, unwavering loyalty.

— John Grogan

The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.

— Vikrant Parsai

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

— Ann Landers

“I confronted the fact that I was not only talking to a dog, but answering for one.”

— Claire Cook

Imagination needs food like every dog and every cat and every bird and every fish.

— Amos Oz

Never said give up dog, I fought back never said quit, couldnt, wont and all that.

— XV

Dogs, monkeys, and parrots are a thousand times less miserable than we are.

— Voltaire

I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to…

— Kristin Bauer van Straten

I always say that if she treats her kids half as good as she treats the dogs, they'll be in great shape.

— Mike Fisher

Donald Trump is reinforcing harmful stereotypes and offering a dog whistle to his most hateful supporters. It's a disturbing preview of what…

— Hillary Clinton

“That’s how we all feel about our dogs, isn’t it? They don’t have to be champions in the ring to be champions…

— Ellen Miles

I'm free to leave... go wherever I please, do whatever I want; I believe everyone should live like that. Don't be dependent…

— Shel Silverstein

Cats and dogs believe politicians are like cemetery caregivers; they are on top of everyone, but nobody listens.

— Rita Mae Brown

Heads of warring nations could learn a lot about how to achieve lasting peace by watching dogs and cats who live in…

— Blaize Clement

Once you've got a bull terrier, you never want another dog. I've got six bull terriers, a rottweiler and a bulldog.

— Julian Dicks

It as if you took a lot of very good food and some dog excrement and blended it all up so that…

— Douglas Hofstadter

Gods? Don't let that impress you. Anyone can be a god if they have enough worshippers. You don't even have to have…

— Joanne Harris

I think I was a shy kid. I grew up without television. I had a dog, and we lived up in the…

— Dan Brown

I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have…

— Winston Churchill

The wife correct " Lorelei prompted. "She makes sure her husband is treated with the proper regard and she is the one…

— Anonymous

I guess from my perspective, puppy love is more of an emotional crush or a platonic affection. So my best advice would…

— Nancy O'Dell

In one way or another, President Obama's critics will dog him all the way to Oslo for the Nobel Peace Prize ceremony,…

— Tom Brokaw

“The old woman had an old dog, but he hardly counted any more. He was so old that he looked like a…

— Richard Brautigan

The eyes of dogs are surprisingly humanlike.

— Sasha Luss

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

— Steven Wright

The worst dog gets the best bone.

— I. L. Peretz

I'm teaching the dog how to babysit.

— Anonymous

Dogs, also, bark at what they do not know.

— Heraclitus

I might be a dog, But honey, you're a bitch.

— Motorhead

Forests precede us and deserts dog our heels.

— Derrick Jensen

If I'm a dog, you're a flea.

— Kurt Angle