I'm not threatening to kill myself. But you need to know this about me because—if you want to be my mate—I won't… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
We really just didn't realize the diversity of planetary types in our solar system. Pluto looked like a misfit because it was… — Alan Stern Copy Share Image
I say, thirteen is too many dogs for good mental health. Five is pretty much the limit. More than five dogs and… — E. Lockhart Copy Share Image
The Perfect Dog is an enticing fantasy pooch. It's the dog that instantly learns to pee outdoors, never menaces or frightens children,… — Jon Katz Copy Share Image
I know I hold the contest record for downing the most hot dogs, and the record for most Nathan's Famous Hot Dog… — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
I saw a dog wearing a sweater and I thought that looked ridiculous 'cause dogs don't have arms. If you're going to… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think, 'Eww,… — Jonah Goldberg Copy Share Image
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can… — Ian Holloway Copy Share Image
It would perhaps not be amiss to point out that he had always tried to be a good dog. He had tried… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“We could be having a good or a bad day and Bear would give you a warm greeting that could melt your… — J. Wesley Porter Copy Share Image
I have a part-time dog. I'm actually an aunt to a dog, and he's an awful dog, but I love him. He's… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I do think I see some shred of goodness in John Proctor. Not enough to weave a banner with, but white enough… — John Proctor Copy Share Image
If we agree that universities need to monitor sexual violence in various locations, and that they will require students to hew to… — Vanessa Grigoriadis Copy Share Image
I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves. — August Strindberg Copy Share Image
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
My dog does not care where heat comes from, but he cares that it comes, and soon. Indeed he considers my ability… — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
The conclusion I have reached is that, above all, dogs are witnesses. — Carolyn Parkhurst Copy Share Image
I would recommend to those persons who are inclined to stagnate, whose blood is beginning to thicken sluggishly in their veins, to… — Elizabeth von Arnim Copy Share Image
I wish we could spend July by the sea, browning ourselves and feeling water-weighted hair flow behind us from a dive. I… — Zelda Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
[on going to Sunday school:] It looks like rain, and I hope it will rain cats and dogs and hammers and pitchforks… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think fur looks better on an animal than on a human being. So I dress my dog in a mink teddy. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in dog. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I… — Dorothy Allison Copy Share Image
We breed dogs to be more social than the wolf. There is very interesting research that has been done with a wolf… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
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Ghost Dog: In the words of the ancients, one should make his decision within the space of seven breaths. It is a… — Jim Jarmusch Copy Share Image
Hard to forget first puppy love. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. I would rather… — Soniya Ahmed Copy Share Image
The dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table. — Matthew McConaughey Copy Share Image
There's no reason to keep a piece of furniture in your house that is so sacred and rare that you can't put… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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