Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog. — Irving Paul Lazar Copy Share Image
If my dog wants to know why I didn't feed him this morning, he may want to rethink walking out of the… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Babies smell amazing, but I'm not one of these women who smell a baby and go, 'I want one.' I see a… — Alesha Dixon Copy Share Image
Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates. — Suzy Shuster Copy Share Image
It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
I discovered when we suffer, we suffer as equals, and in their capacity to suffer, a dog, is a pig, is a… — Philip Wollen Copy Share Image
The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs. — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
“But no longer could I aks God what to do, since the answer, I was sure, would not suit me. I could… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
Everybody has weird dreams, but a usual weird dream is, okay, so your mom's driving a car and she's a dog. — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog… — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Reluctantly, I pulled out my necklace and showed it to them. Samuel frowned. The little figure was stylized; I suppose he couldn't… — Patricia Briggs Copy Share Image
The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it. — Wayne Gretzky Copy Share Image
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
We need wealthy dogs off the seats of power. They're taking us back to feudalism and I really don't want that. But… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
To be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal… — Karl Kraus Copy Share Image
Throw a rock into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps the loudest is usually the one that got hit. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
A strongly accentuated zoophilism, such as an inordinate love of horses or dogs, throws the emotional nature out of balance; and those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why they trippin’, If you ask me, Flow is just as nice as, I admit the propane, I just… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
This is a sleaze bag murdering dog and he [O.J. Simpson] has played us for fools. And the worst thing he did… — Geraldo Rivera Copy Share Image
If you want a long-term relationship that doesn't require a lot of work, I say, get a dog. They love you no… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
One night in Pittsburgh, thirty-thousand fans gave me a standing ovation when I caught a hot dog wrapper on the fly. — Dick Stuart Copy Share Image
