I can always count on my dog to make me feel better about a bad hair day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin Copy Share Image
“Dogs have hair. Cats, fur. Dogs whine, yip, howl, bark. Cats purrr. I say: No contest.” — Lee Wardlaw Copy Share Image
Braggarts and rogues, dogs and scoundrels, drive them out, Harry Potter, see them off! — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I like to be controlled, but that doesn't mean controlled like a dog. — Brigitte Nielsen Copy Share Image
When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you. — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Almost any dog thinks almost any human is the Great Spirit, the Primal Creator, and the Universal Force Behind the Sun and… — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
It's really sad that you have more infomercials on TV to adopt a dog or a cat, or save a whale, then… — Philip Bailey Copy Share Image
“When the dog bites, when the bee stings... I simply remember I have a boyfriend and suddenly things don't seem quite so… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs… — John Corbett Copy Share Image
“Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the… — Charles Yu Copy Share Image
Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked,… — Hermione Gingold Copy Share Image
“But how are we going to carry that great beastie back?” “Leave that to me.” Tristan got on his knees and scooped… — Audrey Mackaman Copy Share Image
If you've ever watched someone who is a mother talk on the phone, feed the dog, bounce the baby, it's just astounding… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
We are two travelers, Roger and I. Roger's my dog-come here, you scamp! Jump for the gentleman-mind your eye! Over the table,-look… — John Townsend Trowbridge Copy Share Image
Life is miraculous, even when it's disastrous, it's still incredible, I'm fascinated with everything, life is fascinating, I'm fascinated by trees and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I talked to Snoop Doggy Dog today. Well I'm not sure if you could really call it talked because I could hardly… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves, are 'clept All… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image