I once undertook on behalf of a friend to smuggle a small dog through the customs. I was of ample proportions, and managed to conceal the little dog upon my person. All went well until my bosom barked. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Mrs. Campbell once attempted to smuggle her pet Pekingese through customs by tucking him inside the upper part of her cape. "Everything was going splendidly," she later remarked, "until my bosom barked." — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Lillian Gish may be a charming person, but she is not Ophelia. She comes on stage as if she had been sent for to… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
People we love must be loved as they are. It is a want both of wisdom and courage on our part - a sort… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Tallulah [Bankhead] is always skating on thin ice. Everyone wants to be there when it breaks. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Oh dear me - it's too late to do anything but accept you and love you - but when you were quite a little… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
You can do anything in London, as long as you don't do it on the street. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
“It doesn't make any difference what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the… — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
I have laid my cheek upon the earth and felt it my mother's bosom. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
[Moses] probably said to himself, 'Must stop or I shall be getting silly.' That is why there are only ten commandments. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
Youth is harmed by having wisdom thrust upon it. Youth must gather wisdom slowly, in laughter and tears. — Mrs. Patrick Campbell Copy Share Image
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