That awkward moment, when your class is so immature it could easily be mistaken for 3rd graders. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Phone on silent : 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest : Nobody calls All damn day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you have a pen I can borrow? No. *looks down at bag of pens* *evil laugh* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish falling in love had stoplights, too. Then I'd know when to GO for it, when to SLOW DOWN, and when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never know how strong youare until being strong is the only choice you have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coming home from school and looking in the mirror and thinking Oh my gosh ... is this what I looked like all day? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BITCHES BE TRIPPIN! ... Grandma please, stop sticking out your cane when people walkby. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People always quick to judge you, but never take the real timeto get to know you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear MATH stop asking us to find ur X she's not coming back..i don't know y either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
(You watching video by yourself) You: HAHAHAHAAAAA! (You showing friend video) You: Hang on, it gets better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Come here! Me: No. Mom: 1... Me: Haha counting won't work. Mom: 2... Me: Holy duck, I AM COMING! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
I read Nicholas Sparks all the time, and this was one of his best books. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey if you would like the fun of your life to begin go like Keep Laughing trust me they would make you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear radio, Why do you always play the best song right when I have to turn the car off and get out?!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you really love someone, you wont just easily give up because youre hur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WHEN YOUR PEN RUNS OUT: 5% Calmly getting a new one 95% SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE SCRIBBLE! . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment When you're taking off a sweatshirt, and your shirt is like NO! take me with you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not ever make fun of fat people, their life is nothing less than a punishment. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Things I suck at: -Being attractive -Being normal -Being likable -Being social -Math.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PERIODS: It's like going to bed on white sheets, then waking upon the flag of Japan. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry hun, but unlike you, I'm not a doorknob where everyone gets a turn. I'm more of a casino where only the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change Of plans.. I'm Not Posting a Video of Me Singing Beaucse I Sound Like a Dieing Cat.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when someone walks by you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, You've paired last names with your name to see if they sounded good together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't hate you. Hates a strong word put it this way, I just hope your next period happens in a shark… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends: People who make you laugh a little louder, smile a little brighter, and make your life a little better! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Somewhere, someone out there is waiting for exactly what you have to offer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you call someone ugly it doesn't make them ugly, it just proves how ugly on the inside YOU are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What if one day you randomly wake up as a baby and realize that your whole life was a dream. o__0 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets face it, we all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?! Student: Are you asking me out? O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you hand someone ur phone to show themjust one picture & then they startscrolling through the rest without asking..NO. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Yes mom, I did what you wanted me to do! *Quietly doesit before she finds out I didn't* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What helicopters do in movies? 1% Fly around and then land safely. 99% Explode! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Person Flirting: Hey, baby what's going on? Me Flirting: Your face. I like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know why, but my wholelife before I hit 13, this was the one thing I said too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the only one who fears they're being watched through their computer's camera. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you wish your profile name was Nobody so when you like somebodies status it says Nobody likes your status. (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
