You call me 3 times, I ignore it.*Unknown call* Who the f*ck you trying to making fool — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate texting people who don't use smileys. I feel like I'm texting an emotionless robot. — Mike Copy Share Image
That hilarious moment when someone tips the waiter with THIS!! Thanks!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing hurts more than realizing you meant nothing to the person who means everything to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need topress the Save but press the Cancel button instead . — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Well anyways sorry y'all for all the pictures haah for the Poeple who got annoyed Ok let the quoting begin ^,^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, just because I'm laughing at a text and smiling does not mean I'm flirting with someone, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never break four things in life Trust, Relation, Promise & Heart becoz wen they break, they don't make noise but pains alot — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Guys I'm Back.. For Now Anyway.. I'm Just Gonna Try To Ignore The Hate.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know your talented when you can untangle your headphones in the dark. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it is just an awesome bright lovely day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I like someone... I like them ALOT. And usually I turn into a fangirl whenever they talk to me. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What am I listening to? -A playlist that consists of Justin Bieber and One Direction.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have a crushon someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Moment When You're Having One Of The Moments You See In Romance Movies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone makes fun of your favorite celeb, you automatically defend them without even realizing it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can talk behind my back allyou want. You'd never have the balls to say it to my face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say you feelme because honestly I don't think youreally feel me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's all admit we all pick the Dorito that looks like it has the most flavor on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat! — Myself Copy Share Image
That Beautiful moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers. . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy- *Texts sweet stuff.* Girl-You're so sweet! Girl- *Texts sweet stuff.* Boy- Ok. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never ignore a person who caresfor you. Cause one day youll realize that you have lost a diamond while you were too… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate that feeling you get when you have an insanely good comeback .. but it's way after the argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good morning guys haha I just got up lol what time is it were you guys live? Here it's 10:30 lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I discovered that I scream the same way whether I'm about to be attacked by a Great White Shark or if a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
