First day of school WALKS INTO CLASS ROOM. SEES WHO'S IN IT. STOPS AT THE DOOR. AND YOU'RE THINKING: YOU'VE GOT TO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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If you appreciate her, love her, and respect her, I can guarentee you won't lose her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you miss one step on the stairs, and you think you're about to die… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really hate it when 10 year oldgirls say I love my boyfriend Seriously bitch? You barely know how to spell his last — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness ofexistence. — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you really want to talk to someone, but don't know how to continue the conversation. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I Just Met You, girl your look is Crazy. What Brand's Your Makeup? Crayola Maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before asking someone why theyhate you, ask yourself why you even really care. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy ;; I heard you like bad boys,(; Girl ;; Yea.. Boy ;; well not trying to impress you or anything but… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you've made the decision to move on, don't move back. You will never find your future in the rear view mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when people take so long to reply back to my text. 'Like' if you're a fast texter ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If woke up knowing I'd see you everday, I'd be more of a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm seriously jealous of every girl that I have seen from Who Does She Suit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real friends are like BLOOD. You may not see them always, but they will come out everytime you are wounded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Umbrella cant stop the rain but can make us stand in rain. Confidence may not bring success but gives us power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The frustrating moment when everyone else is online but not the person you want to see online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Like for a One Direction fan sign! Picking random and only doing a few!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Hand Sanitizer, Thanks For Letting Me Know I Have A Cut On My Hand. From, My Hand In On Fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry guys ill try to be on later I'll still be on my iPod but I'll still be on (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holy crap guys, I haven't posted in forever. I've had so much school work to do, but I willl try my best… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fact: Us, girls have a lot of crushes, but our heart only belongs to one guy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A Cinderella Story These movie quotes are making me regret not just having a movie weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl has that one guy she goes back to, heartbreak after heartbreak and nobody knows why, not even her. And she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your saying the alphabet becauseyou can't remember what comesnext — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girl believes that she's beautiful until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys; Ask for pictures with no clothes. Men; Ask for pictures with no makeup. — Elaine Kirby Copy Share Image
That hot guy moment; when he takes of his hat, does the flippy hair thing, then puts it back on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image