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Real friends are like BLOOD. You may not see them always, but they will come out everytime you are wounded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember when your parents said never talk to strangers online well I think we all failed at that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wouldn't that be a perfect crime if I stole your heart baby & you stole mines — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L'm barely on this page this week for a reason. I have family visiting from Atlanta. so I have only this week… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes a minute to have a crushon someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Dora would move her big ass head out of the screen maybe we would be able too help her find her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time is like a river, You cannot touch the same water twice Because the flow that has passedwill never pass again Enjoy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: DO YOU WANT TO SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS?!?!?! Student: Are you asking me out? O_O — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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When I have to pee. 5%-Going to pee. 95%-Telling people you have to pee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: Will you be may RAIN? Girl: Why ?? Boy: Because I Will Be your Earth Girl: Whats is the connection between… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What helicopters do in movies? 1% Fly around and then land safely. 99% Explode! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Types in password* Incorrect password *Types in password again* Incorrect password ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY¦.-Oh..Caps Lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image