I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
I want to try and get 5,000 soon,so I am gonna try and do the shoutouts on the walls like we used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone wants HAPPINESS, no one wants PAIN, But u can't make RAINBOW, without a littleRAIN ... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy can meet 10 girls, fuck 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that answer is 0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene. Guess which part your parents happen to walk in on? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty in the inside to bitch . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: can yu please answer mine ? I'm very confused.. A: I'll do more advice after a little bit of Ask The Admin.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so sorry everyone. We got hacked. Only 1000 disliked. Thank you for staying with us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I love you, Sometimes you make me blue, Sometimes I feel good, At times I feel used. Loving you darling makes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're reading this... Congratulations í, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, I don't know what is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever, we have to accept that, love doesn't give us the license to own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how… after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when the song you hate is stuck in your head. (happened to me with Rebecca Black's friday song-.-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one? who shakes the magic 8 ball till I get the answer I want? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 Cs of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 25 years: Me: When I was a kid I had the iPhone 4S. My kid:That's lame. I have the iPhone 500S.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Ex… I'd Love Yew More Then Yew Need… But … Now,I Hate Yew More Then Yew Deserve… This Iz Called Equality… — Hem Tenzin Copy Share Image
This is why I have never liked markers. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My brain won't stop thinking about you, because my heart won't stop wanting you. Fuck, I need to move on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, how do you spell ICUP? I-C-U-P What?! eww! [Â¥] if you remember this.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone says 'I like your shirt.' I look down to see what I am wearing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say When I was little… and I'm just awkwardly sitting there like, I still do that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Ugly moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his chubbs and rolls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What comes after one? Beliebers: TIME! Directioners: DIRECTION! Normal people: Two...? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even excessive reprimand/reproach/censure can make someone resolute for success. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it really hard to let go of someone or is it because you still hope there's a chance? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This hot guy next to me in class just fell asleep. Maybe I should fall asleep too...so I can tell my friends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how the smile of one particular person can give somuch satisfaction and happiness to another — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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