Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Haha I'm older! Friend:Haha you'll die first! Me: Not if I get my license first and run you over bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. - Washington Irving — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FORGIVING AND ALL THAT CUTE SAPPY I LOVE YOU AND I WON'T EVER HURT YOU LIKE EVER ONLY HAPPENS IN MOVieS FUCK — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I used to pretend wafer sticks were cigarettes... I was just that badass — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher : Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back : OMG I JUST FLIPPED RIGHT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Confession. 3.) My Favorite Band Is One Direction But My Favorite SingerIs Ed Sheeran¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: I respect everybody's opinions. Person: Your favorite band sucks. Me: You ignorant fuck, do you want to die? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those embaressing VIDEOS of you & your friends.. trying to take a picture. d: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Aversion gives love its death wound and forgetfulness buries it. - Jean de la Bruyere — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its my bad luck that I cant differentiate between a candle and a woman ;both are bound to burn. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
T, at least once in your life you tried to drink out of the cup like a dog — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't say happiness without saying Ha, penis. I JUST DIED! Why do I find stupid things like this so funny??Oh Tumblr.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're parents see you on the copmuter so you just sit there and stare at google.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's hard to trust someone, especially when the ones you trusted the most were the ones that betrayed you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Add me on kik? I'm also getting a text free so you guys can text me without knowing my real number — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't just keep messing withsomeone's feeling just because your unsure of your own. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant tobe, supposed to be, but we lost it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you cant decide if you should cross the street before or after the car goes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say Twilight is the 1 movie because teenagers can relate to it. Yeah... I totally remember that time I was a vampire! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you — Cyvin Jay Copy Share Image
No matter how old you are, if a little kid shoots you with a toy gun, you pretend to die. — Melania Copy Share Image
Don't worry if you're single. Godis looking at you right now saying I'm saving this one for someone special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're at the supermarket, you look at a text , reply it in 5 seconds... And BAAAAAM you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you have a choice between meand her, choose her, because if you really loved me, you wouldn't have to choose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No hundred angels can save you,if you're doing wrong. And no hundred evil can destroy you, if you're doing good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A husband to his wife.. I cant promise to solve all your problems. I can only promise that Ill neverever let you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter what you're always mine, no matter what I'll alwayslove you. Through the fights, broken hearts, no matter what, you're always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: What the fuck?! Me:That's exactly what they said when you were born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time when you think of beautiful things, Don't forget to count YOURSELF in — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment; When two of your friends whisper to each other right in front of you and you just sit there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been through tornado warnings before, but this is really scary right now.. There is a siren, and it's really scary. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now it's a bad habit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The son of a b!tch moment when you're walking around the house in socks and you step on awet spot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rules for texting a girl; 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Ask questions , 3. Use the face , — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me without you is like Facebookwith no friends, YouTube with no videos, and Google with no results. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scared to move forward, afraid to look back. Stuck between wanting the future, and missing the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10+ likes if I should do movie quotes again today, because I'm not sure if I should or not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
