Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging & you have to act like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said goodbye and walk too fast. But I am always trapped on a dead end. An end that starts again with YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when you go bathroom to pee at 3:00 am and you rush back to bed coz it feels someonecreepy is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber was probably chillin watching Wizards of Waverly Place a couple years ago, Now he's fuckin the main character. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear slut, this may come as a surprise but your boobs go inside your shirt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, & they never notice. But once you make mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WORST MOMENT EVER: Watching a good show and then BAM. A sad, abusive animal commercial comes on. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, omg. I'm so happy. 30 likes and I'll say why. How are you all doing?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone calls you & asksWho is this? ... Like bitch, you called me! who are YOU? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When no one is watching: Like a boss. When everyone is looking: Utter dumbass fail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*girl sees another girl wear same shirt* THAT HOE STOLE MY STYLE… *guy sees another guy wear same shirt* cool shirt bro — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess you were just one of those people that walked into my life, taught me a lesson, and then walked away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did You Know About My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since I'm giving you guys advice,can you amazing people give me advice on something..? Please(: ~ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And it is only the woman who cheers her husband through lifes thick and thin, good and bad situations and stands firmly… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair. Lady Gaga: Green hair. OMG, I thought the Power Rangers were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1 Facebook friend request* 0 Mutual friends. You're not even from my country, how the hell did you find me ?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A candle burns to give brightness while a woman burns to brighten your life/personality. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when... You hear a joke in someone else's conversation & accidentally laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Please go to page 364 in your text book. Random kid in the back: HOLY CRAP I JUSTFLIPPED RIGHT TO THAT… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope I get to go home tomorrow.. I hate being here at my moms house.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
