Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible… Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You break it, you buy it. Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and you're stomach decides to sound like a dying whale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone wants happiness, nobody wants pain; but you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Get over it,because some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Got Bored and Wanted to Make a Vampire Fanfic haha (: Can You Guys Tell me What you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I see is pictures of bears flowers and candy and I'm just here like..mmm yeah maybe next year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fiend a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to study, I alwaysend up laying on my bed doing some random shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you study SO hard for an exam, & you readthe first question & you're Like WTF where was this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love may not make the world go round, but the encounters make it worth the trip. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have 3 friends in a class andthe teacher says Find a partner! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best friend died last week he always asked me to share his page but I denied. I'm so sorry. Imma share… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll give you 12 roses, 11 real, and 1 fake. I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when Reading your best friend's statusand thinking, Ha! I know exactly who that's about! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some Girls will do ANYTHING for a Lil bit of love and attention. It's sad — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Happened to Eminem? I LOVE Him! But did he like just drop off the face of the world? You Never Hear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morningcartoons.-___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comment What Celeb You Guys Want An Edit For Now!. Or Should I Keep Doing The Demi Edit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In.Your. Head. Pauses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next time I see a couple carving their initials into a tree during a movie, I'm going to scream,That is mahogany! in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Day before the test* Whatever,I don't need to study, I got this.*Day of the test* Why do I do this to myself? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Losing your phone in your blanket and having to throw the blanket around until it falls out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you are 80, your physical appearance will change, but the personality won't, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things I dislike waking up in the morning, checking my phone, and seeing no good morning text from you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What quote should I put on my leg for a henna tattoo? i'm bored with my henna and idk what to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today Everyone has became pure commercial. Humanity and sensitivity are negligible now a days — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Remeber the first day we started talking? I do because that's whatstarted you and I. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you have 10 tabs open and you can't figure out which one the music is coming from — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: DINNER TIME!! *0.0001 Seconds Later* DID YOU NOT HEAR ME CALL YOU? DINNER TIME!!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything will be alright in the end. If it's not yet okay, then it's not yet the end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
