Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nice wig Janis. What's it made of? Your moms chest hair! Like if you know where it's from! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying YOU'RE WELCOME so fucking loudly when someone doesn't say Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher is talking about her kids and all you're thinking is omg you had sex!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is what my friend does in wait of Hurricane Sandy or whatever kind of storm it is now — Anonymous Copy Share Image
RICHNESS is not Earning More, Spending More Or Saving More, but ...RICHNESS IS WHEN YOU NEEDNO MORE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting food stuck in your teeth: 2% Get it out with a toothpick. 8% Use your finger to remove it.90% Using your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never say I regret you or I wish I never met you. Because darling, once upon a time, you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our fan of the week is... Daisy Alejandra! Congratulations í. To get picked as our next fan of the week, post on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so manywonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You Could Walk a Mile In My Shoes But You Still Wouldn't GetMe Even If I Can With Instructions, So Tell Me,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Respect the emotions in someone's heart rather than the expression on someone's face. Because expression is just a formality, but emotions are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God did not create woman as a s3x object for man. He created woman so that she may become his equal partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I'm here for every single one of you. If you ever feel the need to get something off your chest, justmessage the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive complained to our administration about working the professional attitude of a corrupt officer. Feedback from administration was amazing. Youre terminated. Please… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image