Sometimes I wonder; how many other girls he is texting while he's texting me... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never say I regret you or I wish I never met you. Because darling, once upon a time, you were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the fact that there are so many toys in the world, but still alot of people tend to play with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most girls like to watch the sunset... ME: I like to sit in the pouring rain and watch the lightening! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Mom, can I buy this? Mom: No. Me: I have my own money though. Mom: No. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God did not create woman as a s3x object for man. He created woman so that she may become his equal partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Wait, what? You're not supposedto have midnight snacks? Then what's the light in the fridge made for, huh? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do not understand yourself as perfect. because perfect peoples always died accidentally. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Gay marriage is legal in 6 states.Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going, America. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Peeking out of your 3D glasses during a movie just to see the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why no one was on, then I remembered it was Friday, normal people actually do more than stay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin's new album is finally out.i'm so proud of him. he worked so hard. :') now I just gotta wait till my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
