L hate that feeling you get when you have an insanely good comeback .. but it's way after the argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need topress the Save but press the Cancel button instead . — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
That sad moment when a celebrity can make your girlfriend more happy than you ever will, just by clicking her 'follow' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Phone on silent : 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest : Nobody calls All damn day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: What did you do in schooltoday? Me: Well, we had a suprise test.. Mom: And?? Me: I was really suprised. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Haha I'm older! Friend:Haha you'll die first! Me: Not if I get my license first and run you over bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is not written on paper, paper can be erased, Not etched on stone, stone can be broken. But it is inscribed… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only cataclysmic natural calamities need not necessarily be termed as the end of the world. Rapid decline of human values, crimes against… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
10 year old girls crying because they broke up with their boyfriends. When I was 10 I cried when I missed the morningcartoons.-___- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the smallest things in life are the hardest to do. Likeclicking on his screename & just saying HE — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thousands excuses are there to keep oneself busy. But none is there to meet ones own self — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment; When two of your friends whisper to each other right in front of you and you just sit there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Call Me Maybe come one the radio* Me: Not Again. -.-Me: Me: Me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have had zero relationships and I am perfectly happy with that I don't need a boy to make me happy — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you hand someone ur phone to show themjust one picture & then they startscrolling through the rest without asking..NO. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm seriously jealous of every girl that I have seen from Who Does She Suit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life's too short. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness, Laugh when you can, apologize when you should, and let go of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey you! Wipe the tears from your eyes, stop thinking how bad your life is, turn off the depressing music, stop sitting… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
