Me: *comes out of the bathroomafter shower* Mom: Did you just take a shower? Me: No, Its raining in the bathroom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward text that makes you think 'How the hell am I going to reply to that.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all have that one person thatwe'd take back in a second, regardless of how much they hurt us in the past. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so lazy. No, I'm not. I've been converting oxygen intocarbon dioxide all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, I had my whole weekend planned out before you said thatlittle two letter word. Sincerely, now I have NO friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when people ask if you're okay cause you yawned& your eyes watered. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At school: if you take too long inthe bathroom, EVERYONE THINKS YOU POOPED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on here in awhile guys. It just seemed so weird for a while. I love the lines it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the new facebook thing where it says when they seen your message, because I would rather think that they didn't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its my bad luck that I cant differentiate between a candle and a woman ;both are bound to burn. A candle burns… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
It is strange indeed how as a reader you never question the authenticity of an article being well aware that its passages… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Dear Zayn, hi babe. where do I begin? you're perfect. I love yourlaugh, voice, face, & accent. you think american girls don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we are together,my handswere empty,because I had fail toreinforce our future. Till today my hands are empty. Even now, Im legendyary,… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Sorry. Im no longer in a mood to post anything anymore. someone in this house upset me.i don't want to even attempt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal People: Go to bed before 12am, Wake up in the morning. Me: Go to bed in the morning, wake up in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
