Happy Birthday! Aww, you remembered my birthday?! NO, Facebook told me. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
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When you walk down the hallway at school, and try to avoid making eye contact with people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader on facebook, How are you in a complicated relationship? What'd he do, stealyour animal crackers? -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people ask too many questions, like can you notsee I'm ANNOYED AS fuck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I'm calling your parents! Age 10: Omg no! Please! Age 13: Whatever.. Age 15+: Tell them I said Heyyy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thousands excuses are there to keep oneself busy. But none is there to meet ones own self — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: () Single () In a relationship () Married () Engaged () Divorced (x) Waiting for a miracle — Babloo Copy Share Image
Facebook did something or not its not confirmed but this is noticeable that it has devloped modern techniques of begging like and… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Pretty friend: I just got 100 likes on my photo ! athletic friend: I just beat everyone in the school at running… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll do a little round of WTD. butnot with fans, with celebrities. I think playing WTD with fans kind of tells them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You've got the arms I want to bewrapped in, the smile I want to be the cause of, the eyes I want… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are all a little weird and lifes a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,… — Dr Seuss Copy Share Image
What a frustrating moment it is when you are busy writing a rather long but important articleand you find that your device… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
If someone wants to be in your life, they'll make an effort to be in it. Don't bother reserving a space on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some situations may probably arise which will test your sixth sense and courage. Whether you can recognize and tackle with it successfully… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
*Going down my facebook wall* …is in a relationship … went from single to in a relationship. … is in a relationship… — Anonymous Copy Share Image