Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the sayings of the saints is accepted that this world is only a Maya/an illusion and one can attain salvation only… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If I smile ,be scared. If I laugh, you run. If I start doing rubbing my hands together and starts laughing like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when people say you feelme because honestly I don't think youreally feel me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so upset. one of my all time FAVORITE Bieber pages got hacked. they had over 45k. it's so sad to see… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone Told Me To Make A Superman Outfit. Here It Is(: Its Not My Best But Superman Is My Favorite Superhero(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
