Oh, you got an 'A' on your test? Please brag about how much smarter you are than everybody else — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At the mall: I won't buy anything. I'm saving up *spots an awesome shirt* Oh! I have to buy that. I don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, When you're actually not, and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes the best thing you can do is keep your mouth shut an your eyes open. The truth always comes out in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER: You should KNOW this, you learned it 3 Year ago! Me: Bitch, I dont even remember what happened last week! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude, she just called you deaf.WHAT?!?! I said, she just called you deaf! Awwhh HELL NAWH!! My name ain't Beth! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's a beautiful night, we're looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Standing Up: Wow! I'm actually kinda skinny! Sitting Down: Okay maybe not.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships Nowadays: First week I love you baby! Second week we are forever! Third week single. be back latter — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol If Harry Styles Had His Own Hair Salon.. It Could Be Called.. Hairy Styles.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You said it was a long story, but you told me and it took about 10 seconds. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It would be funny, to throw a party with fake booze and see how many people act wasted.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationships might last longer ifpeople continued doing the things it took to get the person in the first place. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The walk of shame at the store when you have to put somethingback because your mom saysno — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hugs can be really awkward when you aren't really sure where to put your arms. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After reading the 'Zux' Fanfic made me cry... Why Did That Directioner EvenWrite that NASTY Thing — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's advice time!! Inbox the page your problems... and we will answer them IN theinbox Anything… all us admins are here to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm going to bed .. really means.. I'm going to lie on my bed and be on my phone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one shampoo bottle that's always empty in your shower yet nobody throws it away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your teacher says ok pick a partner and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 girls wearing the same shirt :That bitch, copied my style .. 2 boys wearing the same shirt :Brother !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Only 3 types of people tell the truth. 1) Kids. 2) The drunk. 3) The angry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when your arguing with someone and your eyebrow twitches. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP!!! * Answers phone* Hey mom.. (background) NO I WILLNOT PUT MY PANTS ON!!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're so pretty! Hell yeah I am, that's why I've been single this whole time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get caught in your pajamas by an unexpected visitor — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4. HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8. EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im sorry again for not being active. I'll try to be active if I go home. ;l — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only guy that will ever be good enough for you Is the one who thinks he doesn't deserve you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear 4th grader, How can you be in a complicated relationship? I mean WHAT, did he do steal your animal crackers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love it when I buy a bag of air,and the company is nice enough to put chips in it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I remember when I was a kid , and I used to go on the computer just to use paint . The… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment you're laughing so hard and you try to stop, but youlook at the person and laugh again — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ripped Jeans. & Gym Class The only two reasons to shave your legs in the winter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life. 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a party next to my houseand they're playing One Thing really loud I'm just like dancing in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
