Discovery of love Quotes by Anonymous · Page 26

*Police officer walks up to me* Police: Where were you between 4 and 6? Me: Kindergarten

— Anonymous

Why are people still using a dictionary? I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

— Anonymous

I'd rather have an enemy that slaps me in the face than a friend that stabs me in the back.

— Anonymous

I hope you choke on the lies youtell; but then again.. Its kinda hard to swallow that much bull crap

— Anonymous

No matter how old you are... if alittle kid shoots you with a toy gun, you act dead.

— Anonymous

That awkward little half runningwalk thing you do when a car lets you cross the road.

— Anonymous

You said I love you and I said I love you too. The only difference is, I didn't lie.

— Anonymous

When you're dancing to music and you think you're all sexy and have badass moves like a pop star but in reality…

— Anonymous

What I want to be when I grow up? A vet..but my dream is to be a singer/ íactress. Just like the…

— Anonymous

If youre talking about me behind my back that just means my life is obviously more interesting than yours.

— Anonymous

I dont know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she staresat you.

— Anonymous

Sunglasses: Allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. Its like Facebook but in real life.

— Anonymous

Boy : I really like you. Girl : Cool story bro, how many other girls did you tell that to ?

— Anonymous

I'll call it a smart phone the day I yell, Where's my freaking phone?! and it answers, I'm here! Under your jacket! -

— Anonymous

She was strong enough to walk away; but weak enough to look back and miss it all.

— Anonymous

Saying we can still be friends after a breakup is like saying,hey the dog died but we can still keep it.

— Anonymous

I'll post quotes and pictures later, but right now I am dead tothe world from lack of sleep!

— Anonymous

Next time you look at someone thinking, 'I wish I was that pretty.' remember that another person is thinking that same thought…

— Anonymous

Question: have you had a bf befor? Answer: Yepp and I currently have one

— Anonymous

That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send.

— Anonymous

If Dora would move her big ass head out of the screen maybe we would be able too help her find her…

— Anonymous

It's a crazy society when guys wanna see a movie about a teddy bear, and girls wanna see a movie about strippers.

— Anonymous

When I was little, I am gonna tell your mom was the scariest sentence. :S

— Anonymous

I have had zero relationships and I am perfectly happy with that I don't need a boy to make me happy

— Anonymous

Hey Hey What's up?Nothing, you? Same Cool.Yeah. LIKE if you hate conversations like this.

— Anonymous

OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible… Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored.

— Anonymous

You break it, you buy it. Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away..

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when it's silent in class and you're stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

— Anonymous

Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook.

— Anonymous

Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on.

— Anonymous

Mom, I'm doing my homework,I promise. LOL, JK. I just minimized Facebook and opened Google the second you walked in my room

— Anonymous

I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone.

— Anonymous

Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. haha!

— Anonymous

When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever.

— Anonymous

I promise you sweetheart, I will stop loving you on February 30. Till then, I'm all yours.

— Anonymous

How can you let go of someone you love, when every time you pause, he's all you could ever think about?

— Anonymous

We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to be a teenage parent than gay. Let that sink in.

— Anonymous

Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth.

— Anonymous