My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so sorry everyone. We got hacked. Only 1000 disliked. Thank you for staying with us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 hour movie, 30 second sex scene. Guess which part your parents happen to walk in on? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q: can yu please answer mine ? I'm very confused.. A: I'll do more advice after a little bit of Ask The Admin.(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty in the inside to bitch . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is that when Snooki gets pregnant, the whole world knows in seconds. But when 30,000 children in Africa get kidnapped it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People are not beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear.People are beautiful how they are sincere, how they care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A guy can meet 10 girls, fuck 9, talk to 8, laugh with 7, run behind 6, like 5, go out with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I get annoyed when I solve a hard math problem to find out later that answer is 0. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to try and get 5,000 soon,so I am gonna try and do the shoutouts on the walls like we used… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during atest and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone wants HAPPINESS, no one wants PAIN, But u can't make RAINBOW, without a littleRAIN ... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't worry girls, You will find someone who will ruin your lipstick instead of your mascara — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teachers call it Go to the bathroom. We call it I'm bored,I'm gonna go wander around school. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time is like a river, You cannot touch the same water twice Because the flow that has passedwill never pass again Enjoy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is there a show calledWhen animals attack? It shouldbe called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mission impossible: not eating a french fry on the way home from the drivethru. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you see a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense, because you were originally too young… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol. I'm at a hotel and theres no spoons in the room, so I'm eatingnutella with a straw. -. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
First day of school: I'm actually gonna try this year! Next week: Yeah, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how after an argument I think of really clever stuff I should have said. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you put your leg out of your blanket because your hot, and then getting scared because you feel exposed to monsters. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if I have a closet full of clothes, there's NOTHING TO WEAR! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Spongebob: Remember Patrick, flatter the customer. Make him feel good. *Guy opens the door* Patrick: I love you. ~Noelle¥ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Alright.. I Feel Like You Guys Aren't Active Enough.. So Lets Play A Game! What Game Do You Guys Wanna Play?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey, remember when you had acrush on _____ Wait. What. Pshh. No. That never happened. Why would you think that? Of course not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wife: Sweetheart, I'm pregnant! Oh my God, what would you want it to be? Husband: A joke. 1 Jul — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want U Back by Cher Lloyd is pretty much One Direction's Taken is a woman's point of view. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's amazing how the smile of one particular person can give somuch satisfaction and happiness to another — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Ugly moment When a guy stretches so far , you can see his chubbs and rolls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What comes after one? Beliebers: TIME! Directioners: DIRECTION! Normal people: Two...? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say When I was little… and I'm just awkwardly sitting there like, I still do that — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happiness comes when your work and words are of benefit to yourself and others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: Turn off your phone! yeah right, like that's gonna happen. *Puts on vibrate — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
