That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, & they never notice. But once you make mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber was probably chillin watching Wizards of Waverly Place a couple years ago, Now he's fuckin the main character. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when you go bathroom to pee at 3:00 am and you rush back to bed coz it feels someonecreepy is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear slut, this may come as a surprise but your boobs go inside your shirt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging & you have to act like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said goodbye and walk too fast. But I am always trapped on a dead end. An end that starts again with YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that tries to make everyone happy, but when I need someone to make me happy, there's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life we sometimes feel that alldoors are now closed for us. If that happens in your life remember a closed door… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I look so gross in my pics ew. Then why did you upload 120 pictures in an album called...Me? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish those red, squiggly spellcheck lines would show up when some people talk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there was one thing that you would want to do for the rest of your life. What would it be? (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Uh guys I got 2 rabbits and how do you potty train them and um how do you get them tocooperate with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on Facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you get a sweet text and you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I have the feeling I should get out of bed, but then I think, mmm... better not — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of lol putlsimhbiwfefmta ílol Laughing silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say from all this talking, I assume your done working SHUT UP,from all this complaining, I assume… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Has anybody read the book Thirteen Reasons Why I am reading it right now and its pretty good so far if you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Before Twitter = Facebook. Before Facebook = Myspace. Before Myspace = MSN. Before MSN = Life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little I was scared ofthe dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill I am scared of the light!(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember Hey Arnold? Rugrats? CatDog? Rocket Power? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?... When Nickelodeon made sense. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me , hey I'd like a coke please waiter, is pepsis OK with you? Me, is monopoly money OK ? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just made this, but I don't know if it should be the cover. 20+ likes for it to be the cover — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone else understands it but you. But you still act like you did because you'll just Google it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was little, I'm gonna tellyour mom was the scariest sentence ever — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Guys may flirt with a million different girls, but before they goto sleep, they always think aboutthe girl they truly love — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love when my parents saybring me my wallet and I'll give you some money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image