I'm not saying she's a slut, I'm just saying she should sleep in her own bed often — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're all excited about openinga present, and when you open it,it sucks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I smile ,be scared. If I laugh, you run. If I start doing rubbing my hands together and starts laughing like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and girl you look crazy, what brands your make-up, Crayola maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
* NO BS ADDING GAME * 1 - LMS if you're ONLINEÂ¥ 2 - COMMENT ANYTHING you want;) 3 - ADD WHOEVER likes your comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That magic moment when Everyone becomes your best friend because you brought gum — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls Sleep over: Expectation: PILLOW FIGHT!!! Reality: Pass the Doritos Beeotch — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you lose all respect for that person you use to like... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when I accidentally use a instead of a and it makesthe whole conversation sexual — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot.' She's a person, not a temperature — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you finally take a decent picture and then asyou continue to stare it gets uglier — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven't made an album yet ;D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your body makes you sexy. Yoursmile makes you pretty. But your personality makes you beautiful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mirror: awh! you look good today! so pretty! Camera: ahaha! is that a girl or adog? paper bag that face pleaaaseee! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even if courage fails you, tell that special someone that you love them in anyway possible... - Unknown — Anonymous Copy Share
Saying, That's crazy when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: School's almost over, Teacher: And this is crazy, Teacher: But here's 3 projects, Teacher: Due by Friday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Injuries i've had- NONE. i've never broken a bonebefore, or anything like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you don't care what people think about you because you do what YOU want — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I sayI hate you, just remember that you're really the only thing holding me together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear students , I know when your texting in class, Sincerely no one looks at there crotch and smiles, -sincerely your teacher ! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t really explain why. — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image