I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
In this case one can get to know lots of people within a short space of time whilst making up their mind… — Superman Copy Share Image
Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read. — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
“Love is often confused with attraction. Love is an action, it’s a choice. We can choose to love someone. Attraction, however, is… — Cole Ryan Copy Share Image
I want my audience to know me for my work, not because of who I'm dating or what drugs I'm on or… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
It kind of struck me how great it would be to go out with a guy that size. And if you, you… — Catherine Gilbert Murdock Copy Share Image
The behaviour of lovers is oscillating like the moon, and unpredictable as the weather... — Bernd Schuster Copy Share Image
“Love Has a way of wilting Or blossoming At the strangest, Most unpredictable hour. This is how love is, An uncontrollable beast… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
This is one rule about mixing boys and girls: that a date always comes first. — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
“Girlfriends aren’t allowed to care if you have Stilton socks. Friends are.” All the same, she gave her hands a quick, professional… — Tana French Copy Share Image
Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will… — Florence King Copy Share Image
Flirt with him enough to show your interest but tease him enough to make him chase you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me and crazy Janey were making love in the dirt singing our birthday songs. — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
“When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Pheobe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world… — Annette Curtis Klause Copy Share Image
He gave her his phone number, in a peculiar reversal of dating procedure. She might have considered kissing him, even after the… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I love dating. Where else can you go and talk about yourself for three hours? — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible. — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I'm quite sensitive to women. I saw how my sister got treated by boyfriends. I read this thing that said when you… — Orlando Bloom Copy Share Image
“What I know about you, Henry,” he said. “Is that you, as big as you are, know how to walk gently on… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
Makeup and high heels are a plus, but a great smile and personality should be a must. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A full lifer doesn't commit to anyone until they've committed to her” — Deanna Kizis Copy Share Image
Honestly, a lot of the human etiquette I learned in life I learned from, like, thank-you notes and dating Jimmy Kimmel. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
