My very close friend, Aisha Ahmed... everyone is convinced that I am dating her. — Rohit Saraf Copy Share Image
I never give a girl my number. Instead I hand her a bottle containing a note and tell her to throw it… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I've been dating since I was 15 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well. — Harvey Fierstein Copy Share Image
Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't… — Jeremy Lin Copy Share Image
There are hundreds of millions of people on dating apps every day, but apparently, no such apps cater solely to sports fans. — Rich Eisen Copy Share Image
If you live far away from a person you no longer want to date just let them know that they are geographically… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
The problem between girls and guys; girls fall for one guy too easily, while guys try to get as many girls as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best dating advice I can give is... are you going in it for marriage, or are you going in it for… — Kendra Wilkinson Copy Share Image
Cute's good. But cute only lasts for so long, and then it's, 'Who are you as a person?' Don't look at the… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I ain't scared to do another dating show, but I ain't really trying to. I want to do a talk show or… — Flavor Flav Copy Share Image
In this day and age of Internet, where we have several dating sites, it is bizarre to say the audience is not… — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
“Netiquette is overdelicate because kids use the internet. Adult content forms are triplicate, ASL. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
If a girl sleeps with you on the first date, she's probably not interested in seeing you again after. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No, really, Ronnie, it's good to share information when you know someone else is dating the lunarly challenged. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“A busy, vibrant, goal-oriented woman is so much more attractive than a woman who waits around for a man to validate her… — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to… — Joe Namath Copy Share Image
If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make… — Candace Bushnell Copy Share Image
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
Since doing 'Dating in the Dark' and getting engaged, I've become the top agony aunt to all my friends. It's brilliant. — Sarah Harding Copy Share Image
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I… — Mark Hoppus Copy Share Image
