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“The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an…” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“The hardest part of your divorce will be finding an attractive recent picture of yourself to upload on a dating site.”

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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