Date Quotes · Page 15

When you get older and you start dating, I want you to be able to say one thing, 'I made a hook.'

— Phil Robertson

I don't kiss on the first date. My friends always make fun of me for that! But I will hold hands.

— Lauren Conrad

Sometimes I think the family I was brought up in was 100 years out of date.

— Anthony Horowitz

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

— Jacob M. Appel

I haven't been on a date in awhile. I went on maybe two dates in my whole life.

— Jimmy Fallon

I wouldnt date you in a millon years... I'd date you now.

— Gina Faye (me

I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“4. Date someone who'll wait to make sure you get inside before driving away.”

— Morgan Matson

Don't get me wrong: I'm overjoyed with my career to date. But perhaps I could have done more. Mostly, I just did…

— Norman Wisdom

I'm kind of a rebound junkie. So. when a relationship goes sour, I look at the sweetness in life elsewhere. So, I…

— Vir Das

My concept of a perfect date, really, is just as long as conversation is fun, and you can be yourselves and feel…

— Noah Centineo

I'm one of those guys that - as far as relationships and stuff go - if you smile at me, I'm like,…

— Norman Reedus

I just like really simple things. If I had been on tour for a while and I got to come back and…

— Louis Tomlinson

I have laughter dates with myself, where I find comics on YouTube and watch them. Louis C.K. was my first laughter date…

— Inga Muscio

“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels…

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Romance, To me, Shall never be, A date on a calender, Or a means, To right a wrong. It is not a…

— Eric Nickel

Do I have time to meet guys? Well, at the moment not particularly, I dont have a boyfriend right now. I love…

— Taylor Momsen

I was never a person who dated in high school, because at 17, everything just felt like it had to be so…

— Landon Liboiron

“Pops: How about you finish this sentence for me, Jason? When a girl says no she means... Justin, looking desperately at me:…

— Gena Showalter

I have a lot of watches that need to be kept wound, so if I take two of them on a trip,…

— Mark Teixeira

I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you…

— Shaquille O'Neal

If I were beginning my career today, I don't think I would take the same direction. Television is at a crossroads at…

— David Attenborough

“Are we done here? Because Ren and I have a date.” “Ally, your apartment just exploded,” Hank reminded me. This was true.…

— Kristen Ashley

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be…

— Kurt Fuller

“What the hell were you doing at the Hurrah? You won't find a date there, none of them are into chicks.”

— Kylie Chan

For a date night with my girlfriend, we go to Zuma for Japanese.

— DJ Khaled

“The idea of a blind date scares me. But a deaf date would be great.”

— Jarod Kintz

I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like 'Y the hell did I date you?!

— Kevin Hart

Lyrically,the reason why people double date is because it has two D's. LOL Quotemewrong.

— Shappy Song

I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.

— Adam Levine

I don't date. It's hard to date when you're at home. Because nobody knows you.

— Anna Nicole Smith

Text is, in some ways, on the way out, unfortunately. There are dating sites now that are just pictures.

— Christian Rudder

I may not be your first love, first kiss, first sight, or first date. That's ok. I just want to be your…

— Hayu Gathut Abyantoro Seno

I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.

— Green Monk

It's a real player move to take a girl wine-tasting on a date - she'll like that.

— Big Sean

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

— Abigail Van Buren

Tinder is the ultimate gamification of romance. It's 'Pokemon Go' for the heart.

— Charlie Brooker

Never take a girl to the movies on a first date! That's basically like, 'We don't want to hear you talk.'

— Andi Dorfman

“Modern dating was a labyrinthine manscape riddled with trolls, bros, haters, and selfie-obsessed divos.”

— Duncan Ralston

I would date a model, but I would rather marry a fan or a normal person.

— Zayn Malik