I may be human scum, but damn it, I'm still scum. — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
John ain't been worth a damn since he started wearing $300 suits. — Lyndon B. Johnson Copy Share Image
We're all going to change. Otherwise, it's boring. Who wants to stay the damn same all their life? — Alicia Keys Copy Share Image
Punk was over in two years. That was the only damn good thing about it. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I'm a dirty south goon - damn right, I ain't no West coast gangster. — Jorge Masvidal Copy Share Image
I'm addicted to self-improvement. The thing is, there's so damn much about myself to improve. — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
We ought to be beating our chests every day. We ought to look in the mirror, stick out our chests, suck in… — Jay Garner Copy Share Image
I wouldn't mind being the male Adele. She came along, and people were like, 'Damn, we haven't heard anyone this real for… — Tom Odell Copy Share Image
No matter how old he is, or what kind of shape he's in, Hogan believes in his heart that he is the… — Bret Hart Copy Share Image
The fact that ACPI was designed by a group of monkeys high on LSD, and is some of the worst designs in… — Linus Torvalds Copy Share Image
We didn't want to be tied to that damn teenybopper market. We tried to convince our record company that we could do… — Eric Carmen Copy Share Image
I'm opposed to a lot of the time that we as a civilization have come to spend looking at screens. For my… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
I don't live in as much fear as I used to. I'm not afraid of the music business. Life is too damn… — Kathy Mattea Copy Share Image
When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail; and when you're a left-wing sorehead, everything is an occasion to damn the… — George Scialabba Copy Share Image
When everyone else is more comfortable remaining voiceless, Rather than fighting for humans that have had their rights stolen, I might not… — Macklemore Copy Share Image
There's a lot of Hollywood bullshit about flying. I mean, look at the movies about test pilots or fighter pilots who face… — Robin Olds Copy Share Image
One of my chores was to milk the cows, which meant getting up before dawn and going out to that cold dark… — Edd Roush Copy Share Image
I couldn't sell pills no more [because my] homie went to jail. I was just dirt broke. I went to TDE and… — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
One day Barack Obama targets one group or business, the next day he targets another. Never, ever does he take responsibility for… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you're going to write about something it becomes a damn sight more interesting than if you're not going to write about… — Jonathan Meades Copy Share Image
It takes great technique, tremendous discipline and energy and practice, and damn few are capable. Art is confidence. Technique makes it possible… — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
God decreed to save and damn certain particular persons. This decree has its foundation in the foreknowledge of God, by which he… — Jacobus Arminius Copy Share Image