Fourth Law of Thermodynamics: If the probability of success is not almost one, then it is damn near zero. — David R. Ellis Copy Share Image
I'm proud of myself. I could break and go get all this plastic surgery and get my nose fixed and get lipo… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
I'm doing physics because I'm curious about how it works - full speed ahead, damn the torpedoes, don't worry about whether somebody… — Leonard Susskind Copy Share Image
I can't say, 'Damn, I want to sing like Beyonce.' All I can do is sing like Fivio Foreign and pray to… — Fivio Foreign Copy Share Image
The American people are sick and tired of hearing about your [Hillary Clinton] damn e-mails! — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
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If I could start my life all over again, I would be a professional football player, and you damn well better believe… — Jack Lambert Copy Share Image
I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at… — Paula Cole Copy Share Image
Mondays are just like Sam from Clarissa Explains it All. They just show up through the damn window whenever the hell they… — Shannon Woodward Copy Share Image
One day Barack Obama targets one group or business, the next day he targets another. Never, ever does he take responsibility for… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
ZEN is MEDITATION. ARCHY is Social Order. ZENARCHY is the Social Order which springs from Meditation. As a doctrine, it holds Universal… — Kerry Thornley Copy Share Image
Perhaps it suddenly brought to us the sense of change. Or irresponsibility. But don't forget that, though the people in the twenties… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
Whenever I felt tempted to, I don’t know, watch cat videos or bad Netflix TV instead of writing this Brandeis biography, I… — Jeffrey Rosen Copy Share Image
People apparently only read mystery stories of any length. With mysteries, the longer the better, and people will read any damn thing.… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
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I have a job to do. ... If you think right now I give a damn about presidential politics, then you don't… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton, income inequality, it's richest damn woman next to the Kennedy family, and you're trying to tell me she cares about… — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
A true nature is a gloomy monolith, sort of like that old black rotary phone that I had to sing 'Happy Birthday'… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
I've striven my whole life for humility, but if I'd ever achieved it, I'd probably be pretty damn proud of that. — Benjamin Franklin Copy Share Image
Every time I fly first class, I'm like, 'Damn dude, this is sick!' — Geraldine Viswanathan Copy Share Image
Damn, my first cut that I showed to distributors was probably about two hours and 20 minutes, even though my contract said… — David Twohy Copy Share Image
To me Polanski is one of the greats in terms of psychological horror. It's just hard to top him because he's so… — Dylan McDermott Copy Share Image
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