Dad loves my stuff. No matter how many times my voice cracks or I miss a tap, he doesn't care. He's like… — Peter DeLuise Copy Share Image
I went to Shea Stadium and used the men's room. Terrifying. There was this little kid looking at me through the crack… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Will Ferrell is a dangerous man. If he thinks you're in his way in show business, he will crack your head open.… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Happiness, for you we walk on a knife edge. To the eyes you are a flickering light, to the feet, thin ice… — Eugenio Montale Copy Share Image
A lot of people are actually surprised when I do open up my mouth and smile a little bit, and crack a… — Tim Kang Copy Share Image
You don't want your relationship to be in the press, but at the same time, and this is only a theory, the… — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
If the stories come, you get them written, you're on the right track. Eventually everyone learns his or her own best way.… — Bernard Malamud Copy Share Image
“Your life is nothing, just a little makeshift that you play with for a while, a machine that you put to use.… — Howard Fast Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I'm not a show host. I'm a musician. That's why I've turned down offers to host the Grammy… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
There are many stages of grief. It's sad, something coming to an end. It cracks you open, in a way -- cracks… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
When you have the national narrative being "crack is awful and black people are using it," why go against that narrative when… — Carl Hart Copy Share Image
There's a lot of dark horror, and a lot of sci-fi fantasy that's great, but what gets hyped a lot the big… — Robert Englund Copy Share Image
Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass, and… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
People are expecting me to still be fourteen years old. It cracks me up, especially when people see me walk by with… — Alexa Vega Copy Share Image
I kept a straight face while my inner Neanderthal spluttered and then went on a mental rampage through a hypothetical produce section,… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What… — Brion Gysin Copy Share Image
She smashes her knuckles into winter As autumn's wind fades into black She is the saint of all the sinners, the one… — Billie Joe Armstrong Copy Share Image
Strong walls can crack, just like the hardest heart can break, Cracks are just reminders that you can fall apart no matter… — Rashida Rowe Copy Share Image
That is not a crack house. It is a house with a family with a father and a mother and three sons… — Rob Ford Copy Share Image
Your wallet will be stolen, you'll get fat, slip on the bathroom tiles of a foreign hotel and crack your hip. — Ellen Bass Copy Share Image
Through the years as the fire starts to mellow, burning lines in the book of our lives. Though the binding cracks and… — Dan Fogelberg Copy Share Image
There's times when the crockery seems alive, an' flies out o' your hand like a bird. It's like the glass, sometimes, 'ull… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Thy treasures of gold Are dim with the blood of the hearts thou hast sold; Thy home may be lovely, but round… — Lydia M. Child Copy Share Image
They say that politics is show business for ugly people, but as I always crack, what would I know about that? I… — George Galloway Copy Share Image
Like I always say, if you sit long enough by the crack of the door, you'll see your enemy go by in… — Sally Stanford Copy Share Image
You’ve got food stuck in your teeth,” Vee told Marcie. “In the crack between your two front teeth. Looks like chocolate Ex-Lax… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
Moonlight slipped in through the lace curtains, slicing everything with its sliver cracks. That's how I felt right now - cold and… — Jennifer Estep Copy Share Image
I'm a B-boy at heart. I still like rhyming. It's just the radio game is like Chinese arithmetic. It's hard to know… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
I have heard him [William Harvey] say, that after his Booke of the Circulation of the Blood came-out, that he fell mightily… — John Aubrey Copy Share Image
Here's a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opened wider, go… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you ask [my brother Frank Shamrock], I smoke crack, I do steroids and I cut myself (to get out of the… — Ken Shamrock Copy Share Image
It's no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack -- in that they will devastate… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind. — Dave Beard Copy Share Image
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love to Elle McPherson for $19.95, this virtual reality… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Before New York, the cracks were already there, but now they began to split open and gape, and the difference between how… — Elizabeth Winder Copy Share Image
After I got to Hollywood, I resented that I didn't get a crack at more dramatic roles because I photographed so beautifully. — Maureen O'Hara Copy Share Image
Talents differ; all is well and wisely put; If I cannot carry forests on my back, Neither can you crack a nut. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“One cannot conceive of grander burial than that which mighty mountains bend, crack and shatter to make. Or a nobler tomb than… — Hudson Stuck Copy Share Image
The real problems are cultural. The problems of the people who take drugs as a cultural trap - I think there's a… — Jerry Garcia Copy Share Image
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