The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired,' — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
“It's given many great performers their start, but more importantly, it's killed thousands of barely talented people and it's put them to death, and… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said,… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
I came out of the old Second City in Chicago. Chicago actors are more hard-nosed. They're tough on themselves and their fellow actors. They're… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
