Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits. — Jade Puget Copy Share Image
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own feet while reclining on couches. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
A girl's night for me is with a member of my family on the couch, eating takeout, watching something good, going to… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
. . . gastronomical perfection can be reached in these combinations: one person dining alone, usually upon a couch or a hill… — M. F. K. Fisher Copy Share Image
We have better relationships with those who truly seek us rather than those sitting on the couch watching us move mountains trying… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
Lean gives you such stomach pain. I'll never forget the time I was at South by Southwest and had to do all… — Schoolboy Q Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
Michael (Jackson) was so shy, he'd sit down and sing behind the couch with his back to me while I sat with… — Quincy Jones Copy Share Image
It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
Whenever a liberal begins a peevish complaint with a throat-clearing equivocation like, "Of course, we all agree," your antennae should go up.… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
Christ taught an astonishing thing about physical death: not merely that it is an experience robbed of its terror but that as… — William C. Bryant Copy Share Image
Our family room, where we live, is about togetherness and ease. Nothing in my house is too formal. There are no coasters… — Cindy Crawford Copy Share Image
A New York audience generally likes decorative paintings, and decorative paintings go with the couch. If you change the couch, you change… — Alex Katz Copy Share Image
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep... Just… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was very soft. I gained a lot of weight with my second child and was very on the couch. And [my… — Shannyn Sossamon Copy Share Image
You consciously look after yourself, whatever that may be to you, whether it's going out for a few drinks and a bit… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
Now came still evening on, and twilight gray Had in her sober livery all things clad; Silence accompany'd; for beast and bird,… — John Milton Copy Share Image
In my spare time I like watching TV, laying on the couch, just chillin'. — Casey Abrams Copy Share Image
I'm so lazy. I'm on the road all the time working, so when I'm at home, my perfect date is just laying… — Kellie Pickler Copy Share Image
There was clearly nothing to do but flop down on the shabby little couch and howl. — O. Henry Copy Share Image
I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch. — Luis Guzman Copy Share Image
The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
The difference for me is I just don't sleep on friends' couches anymore. — Sean Kinney Copy Share Image
In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep. — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
If New York is the City That Never Sleeps, then Los Angeles is the City That's Always Passed Out on the Couch. — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
For oft, when on my couch I lie in vacant or in pensive mood they flash upon that inward eye which is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm not working, I am the laziest person. I can literally lie on a couch and watch television for 15 hours. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'm not a machine. I get really motivated, then I fall off the wagon and want to eat Chinese food and sit… — Shemar Moore Copy Share Image
I lived on couches for something like six months. I had no home. I was totally broke. I would stay at a… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
This is the psychosis of being a human being - the things that we deal with on a day-to-day basis that make… — Nate Parker Copy Share Image
Don't write stage directions. If it is not apparent what the character is trying to accomplish by saying the line, tell us… — David Mamet Copy Share Image
Jack jumped off the couch, pulling his shirt back on. "Next time,if you'd like, I'll just come without one," he said,grinning at… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
As a kid growing up, the most simple things would make me so, so excited. I remember the first time my dad… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing. — John Wayne Copy Share Image
![“I was very soft. I gained a lot of weight with my second child and was very on the couch. And [my manager] said, "You know, this is a softer role [in Misteress]. She is a softer character. She's a lesbian that's always the passive half of the relationship."” quote by Shannyn Sossamon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/779/shannyn-sossamon-17697_character_i-was-very-soft-i-gained-a-lot-of-weight_3014899.jpg)
