If the coyote's in your living room pissing on your couch, it's not the coyote's fault. It's your fault for not shooting… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Or a way to stay on strangers couches, that just sounds terrible all around. — Sam Altman Copy Share Image
The thing that makes my generation The Greatest is our ability to hang out. We're spectacular at it. If you take somebody… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I wouldn't want to be someone's roommate, that's for sure. You can't do certain things: you can't leave the bathroom door open...… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I love my family. I came home the other days. My brother's passed-out on the couch, holding an empty bottle of sleeping… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
When we are old and these rejoicing veins Are frosty channels to a muted stream, And out of all our burning there… — Edna St. Vincent Millay Copy Share Image
I find myself often moved to tears by what is being written in front of me. Sometimes, I just sit on the… — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
The tyrant now Trusts not to men: nightly within his chamber The watch-dog guards his couch, the only friend He now dare… — Joanna Baillie Copy Share Image
Luckily, I didn't get too beaten up before someone gave me a shot, but there were times when I was living on… — Robbie Amell Copy Share Image
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for… — Isaiah Mustafa Copy Share Image
O, nothing is more alluring than a levee from a couch in some confusion. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
Teenagers are extremely funny, and extremely clever and intellectually curious. But they're also willing to ask questions about the meaning of life… — John Green Copy Share Image
I learned to drum and I'm very excited today. Well, first of all I got to...I learned when I was in New… — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
My mom missed meals on several occasions because there was only enough food to feed all of us. My mom didn't have… — Kid Cudi Copy Share Image
I'm still the person on my friend's couch, and I'd like to own the couch. — Kelly Reichardt Copy Share Image
I was there when Sam Raimi showed Stan Lee the first cut of the first Spider-Man movie. I was on a couch… — Brian Michael Bendis Copy Share Image
I decorated my house like a medieval gothic castle, European-style. Chandeliers and red velvet curtains. My bedroom is pink and black, my… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Elvis!" Min shoved herself off the couch to shoo him away. "Stay away from there. There's broken glass." "He did that on… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Long live the car crash hearts Cry on the couch all the poets come to life Fix me in 45 — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
I couch-surfed for years. But I always wanted to live in Baltimore; I still do. If I had to choose, it would… — John Waters Copy Share Image
When you travel so much, the best and most relaxing thing is to just sit on the couch and not move. — Serena Williams Copy Share Image
My dad also survived five divorces, and the women he married cleaned his ass out every time. I used to think my… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
So the absurdity of happiness is that it is embarrassing to discuss or even mention, impossible to define or measure, may not… — Michael Foley Copy Share Image
