The casting couch? There's only one of us who ever made it to stardom without it, and that was Bette Davis. — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own feet while reclining on couches. — Sigmund Freud Copy Share Image
I was very soft. I gained a lot of weight with my second child and was very on the couch. And [my… — Shannyn Sossamon Copy Share Image
I've learned I'm rarely able to stay at home and not work. If I try to 'just sit on my couch for… — Kathryn Minshew Copy Share Image
In durance vile 1here must I wake and weep, And all my frowsy couch in sorrow steep. — Robert Burns Copy Share Image
You consciously look after yourself, whatever that may be to you, whether it's going out for a few drinks and a bit… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
I'm on Grace And Frankie, which is also about that time in life, I'm realizing. But I would - so I guess… — June Diane Raphael Copy Share Image
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Let take a cat, and foster her with milk And tender flesh, and make her couch of silk, And let her see… — Oswald Barron Copy Share Image
You're not going to get off the couch and be at some amazing fast pace or burn crazy amounts of calories, but… — Jennie Finch Copy Share Image
It was a stretch to imagine that Barbara Walters might want to give it all up for Ed Couch, but Evelyn tried… — Fannie Flagg Copy Share Image
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
My girlfriend says that I thrash throughout the night, for longer periods than are generally accepted as corresponding to REM sleep, and… — Keith Murray Copy Share Image
I wanted so badly to lie down next to her on the couch, to wrap my arms around her and sleep... Just… — John Green Copy Share Image
I don't like going out that much. When I'm out, I think about my couch. — Jennifer Lawrence Copy Share Image
I don't believe in failure, because simply by saying you've failed, you've admitted you attempted. And anyone who attempts is not a… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
The tyrant custom, most grave senators, Hath made the flinty and steel couch of war My thrice-driven bed of down. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If New York is the City That Never Sleeps, then Los Angeles is the City That's Always Passed Out on the Couch. — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
It needs to be said that sometimes my mom forgets important details when she talks. Like the time she told us she… — Bill Konigsberg Copy Share Image
A New York audience generally likes decorative paintings, and decorative paintings go with the couch. If you change the couch, you change… — Alex Katz Copy Share Image
It's the worst feeling when you come home alone late at night and think the stranger sitting on your couch is a… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
As a kid growing up, the most simple things would make me so, so excited. I remember the first time my dad… — Keke Palmer Copy Share Image
