A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“About all I can say about the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.” — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You see, in Washington they have these bodies, Senate and the House of Representatives. That is for the convenience of the visitors.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Congress knew Coolidge would veto the farm bill. There was more politics than relief in that bill. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When I make a joke, nobody gets injured... when Congress makes a joke, it's the law. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
All one has to do to get one's stuff in the Congressional Record is to find a stenographer that can stay awake… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
