When someone says, 'I recognize you,' I'll say, 'Congratulations on having a TV.' It's a little joke. — Willam Belli Copy Share Image
When you wake up one day and say, "You know what? I don't think I ever need to sleep or have sex… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You're pregnant? Congratulations, the world needs another mindless, semiliterate consumer. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Congratulations to a beautiful couple. Wishing you a wonderful journey as you build your new life together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that forever the two of you are one. Congratulations on your engagement! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can take Elvis. You can take Marilyn Monroe. Success and fame will not be the answer if something inside of you… — Linda Evans Copy Share Image
I look on that man as happy, who, when there is question of success, looks into his work for a reply. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Nature gets credit which should in truth be reserved for ourselves: the rose for its scent, the nightingale for its song; and… — Alfred North Whitehead Copy Share Image
It wasn't a kiss, human, so don't get excited." She sputtered in outrage. "I don't know what putting your lips on someone… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
And finally I begin to have such a success in my examinations that I found myself in a career you see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hope... is the companion of power, and the mother of success; for who so hopes has within him the gift of miracles. — Samuel Smiles Copy Share Image
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev."… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Bill and Hillary Clinton: this weekend, 33rd wedding anniversary. How about that? And you thought the Iraqi war was a… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Words are just not quite enough today, when your love will light the way, to a wedding filled with joy never ending,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations to all the members of the wonderful Treorchy Male Choir past and present. In moments of grief or joy, the sound… — David Jason Copy Share Image
There is little to compare with the thrill of standing next to the creature in the winner's enclosure avoiding his hooves and… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Part of the success of This American Life, I think, is due to the fact that none of us sound like we… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
“Congratulations, everyone," I announce as I open the door to Noam's study. "You've finally broken Meira, the crazy, orphaned soldier-girl. She's snapped,… — Sara Raasch Copy Share Image
The news of the discovery spread fast all over the country, and inquisitive enquiries mingled with congratulations from this moment became the… — Howard Carter Copy Share Image
Congratulations on your well deserved retirement, Wishing you every happiness in the years ahead. No lying about your age, more lying around… — John Walter Bratton Copy Share Image
Congratulations to the perfect couple! Must say cupid did a great job bringing you together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to offer particular congratulations to Andrea Leadsom on her stunning achievement. She is now well placed to win and replace… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
I would not have discredited every one of their compliments. It was your approval I wanted, your congratulations. — Alanis Morissette Copy Share Image
