If Michael Jordan made condoms, most of these niggas would finally start wearing one — Hawi Copy Share Image
Some want prayer in school, some want condoms. Printing prayers on condoms satisfies nobody. — Marshall Fritz Copy Share Image
“I would rather make love than war, but only because condoms kill millions of lives more enjoyably.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
If we can just get young people to do the same as their fathers did, that is, wear condoms — Richard Branson Copy Share Image
“Would you rather be a Trojan or a tiger?”… “Now what’s this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
Relations are like condoms.. Putting it when ur r usng nd removng it after using …… — Vishal Copy Share Image
“I'd inquired him about being safe, he had reached into the drawer of the beside table and drawn out a satin-lined box… — April Lindner Copy Share Image
People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“No sun cream or condoms, just in case you’re looking at the lady-boys. There’s plenty of AIDS lingering about and every STD… — Simon Palmer Copy Share Image
“Condoms instantly shot to the number-one position on my mental list of must-find survival supplies, far ahead of food, water, and a… — Mike Mullin Copy Share Image
“How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“You don't really have to fallin love with him, but he's not a terrible option for a fling. As long as you… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
“Dean opened the glove compartment and took out a package of condoms. “You keep condoms in there?” I asked. “It is called… — Nina Lane Copy Share Image
“It's like you have a special skill when it comes to finding condoms. Seriously. They must fall out of the sky whenever… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Okay. I don't know how we're going to do this. If I'm not in you inside of five minutes, I'm going to… — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
“I didn't eat." "What difference does that make?" "I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food."… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I… — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
We're doing a great disservice to our young people because the only protection is abstinence, as condoms have been proven fallible. The… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Just FYI," Lenny says, his face still red from the nasty sunburn. "I've got a shitload of condoms in my duffle. Front… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.” — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image