Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is not only a lack of success for condoms. It's worse than that - they are utter failures. — Wendy Wright Copy Share Image
“Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.” — Ahmed Mostafa Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
“We're not buying Sam's Club condoms,” said Owen. “Their trash bags don't even work.” — Sarah Dunn Copy Share Image
“Men who refuse to use condoms do not deserve to be fucked by anyone but other men who refuse to use condoms.” — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
'Condoms are cheaper than diapers,' you know what's cheaper than condoms? Being unattractive, score one for me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is history in condoms, there is history in lampshades, there is history in everything. — Norman Davies Copy Share Image
The great thing about glow-in-the-dark condoms is that if you get up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge,you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Condoms aren’t a hundred percent you know,” he reminds me calmly. My mind flashes to a certain episode of Friends, and I… — Chantal Fernando Copy Share Image
The routine promotion of condoms through advertising has been stopped by networks who are so hypocritically priggish that they refuse to describe… — Henry Waxman Copy Share Image
I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first… — Joe Dunthorne Copy Share Image
“Holy shit... but we were using condoms." Pink tinged her cheeks. "Not the weekend at the lodge." He leaned over and lowered… — Katie Ashley Copy Share Image
Real WOMEN dont need CONDOMS b'coz they ask their men for Blood check-ups but other WOMEN will coz they know that their… — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
“Could be an amazing product, sell like condoms at a high school prom, donuts at a police convention, sunscreen on a Caribbean… — Dennis Vickers Copy Share Image
You should probably buy your condoms before your next wild vacation to Denmark. The Danish word for condom is Svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel. Try saying… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
They’ll have to eat first. And by the time they’re finished, you’ll be back.” “With the condoms.” “Right.” “For the giant orgy… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his… — Kody Keplinger Copy Share Image
“it required a crazy Ukrainian guy. ... “Svoboda” I said. “Condoms only cost fifty slugs. Why would anyone buy this?” He grinned.… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“The worst of all of this is the lie that condoms really protect against AIDS. The condom failure rate can be as… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
you gotta think it’s a waste of—” “Ray!” I glanced around, but there was nobody within earshot. “Well, excuse me if I’m… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Yeah,” he muttered, bent and kissed her jaw then moved from the bed thinking that if she wasn’t cool with taking him… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“Condoms seemed to her inherently wicked. But they were also inherently funny. They were like rubber gloves with only one finger, and… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna put a handful of condoms in the glove compartment of the car…. I don’t give a shit if you don’t… — Justin Halpern Copy Share Image
“For if in careless summer days In groves of Ashtaroth we whored, Repentant now, when winds blow cold, We kneel before our… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“I remembered during puberty, through the anorexic mists of intermittent menstrual cycles, that man, my father, lifting Shirley's nightdress over her head… — Alice Jamieson Copy Share Image
“So here we are, in the family planning aisle with a cart full of sports drinks and our hands full of .… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width… — Londonstani Copy Share Image
“Do you want to marry me?' "Yes." "Do you want to have kids with me?" "Someday." "Do you ever miss taking your… — Molly McAdams Copy Share Image
“I struggled not to laugh at the brand-new bottle of lube in his left hand and the unopened box of condoms in… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
“Start ringing things up then. This won't take long." "Which ones?" "I don't care." I push some at her. "These." "These?" She… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
