Wrestling is very similar to gay sex, but you don't have to wear condoms. — Jack Barakat Copy Share Image
You know you're in love when you wear condoms while having sex with other women. — Owen Wilson Copy Share Image
Poking holes in your parents condoms so there's someone else to do the dishes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Too many kids think condoms are nasty and vulgar, instead of as something that can save your life. — Lisa Lopes Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.” — Kendall Grey Copy Share Image
I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
“I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside. "Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Olsons P.I. 'Kenny Jones' as he approaches a barman in a notorious Bangkok Gay bar as part of an investigation - 'I… — Warren Olson Copy Share Image
“I didn't eat." "What difference does that make?" "I'm not like you. I can't recharge by feeding off someone. I need food."… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“A gentleman who doesn't have the physical and/or emotional sensitivity to use condoms couldn't possibly possess the self-confidence required to fully procure… — Inga Muscio Copy Share Image
If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
“Okay. I don't know how we're going to do this. If I'm not in you inside of five minutes, I'm going to… — Lisa Marie Rice Copy Share Image
“One day, while at the drugstore picking up some aspirin for my Mom, dear old Mrs. Burns, our pharmacist, shoved a pack… — Ramona Wray Copy Share Image
Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“Condoms ribbed for extrasensitivity. The last thing I need is extrasensitivity. Here are condoms lined with a topical anesthetic for prolonged action.… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl… — Carrie Mesrobian Copy Share Image
“I struggled not to laugh at the brand-new bottle of lube in his left hand and the unopened box of condoms in… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“Do you want to marry me?' "Yes." "Do you want to have kids with me?" "Someday." "Do you ever miss taking your… — Molly McAdams Copy Share Image
“Start ringing things up then. This won't take long." "Which ones?" "I don't care." I push some at her. "These." "These?" She… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Just FYI," Lenny says, his face still red from the nasty sunburn. "I've got a shitload of condoms in my duffle. Front… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“I remembered during puberty, through the anorexic mists of intermittent menstrual cycles, that man, my father, lifting Shirley's nightdress over her head… — Alice Jamieson Copy Share Image
“For if in careless summer days In groves of Ashtaroth we whored, Repentant now, when winds blow cold, We kneel before our… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“So he heads straight for the condoms an grabs a box a 24 Durex Avanti. He says they’ve got a 64mm width… — Londonstani Copy Share Image
![“If condoms and potentially microbicides can prevent millions of deaths [from AIDS], they should be made more widely available. I know that there are those who, out of sincere religious conviction, oppose such measures. And with these folks, I must respectfully but unequivocally disagree.” quote by Barack Obama](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/072/barack-obama-17_aids_if-condoms-and-potentially-microbicides_2509576.jpg)
