“She also said you were almost out of condoms and should pick up some more. And to not forget her special cream… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
I love kids just because they are the only one who remind me to buy condoms. — Shiney Hay Copy Share Image
Condoms are just like parents...they are there to protect you, but usually it's more fun when they're not around. — Carlos De'shawn Banks Copy Share Image
“Her eyes teared up. “Condoms aren’t one hundred percent effective.” “Birth control is,” I shot back.” — Abbi Glines Copy Share Image
They say let's go half on a baby, but I'm like fuck that let's go half on these condoms... — Lonniedagreat Copy Share Image
“I live dangerously enough. Now what's this about condoms or tigers?” — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
With so many girls pregnant at school, condoms should be on the supply list. — Pretty Ladii Copy Share Image
“Trojan is giving away Magnum large condoms (do you think they were named after a large wooden animal inside which thousands of… — A.A. Gill Copy Share Image
Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Because Clare had never let the fact that Mark didn't have a father in his life get in the way of sex… — lisa henry Copy Share Image
Imagine if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom & there was a picture of a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Is it a recent occurrence that women have tried to control when and if they reproduced? Absolutely not. By 2000 B.C., there… — Karen DeCrow Copy Share Image
There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
They tried to take my swag, I got condoms in my condominium. What you know about that, I'm balling like leukemia. — 2 Chainz Copy Share Image
Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friends are like condoms they are their for you when things get hard — Alanna Woodward (mee Copy Share Image
I carry condoms in my purse, even though I haven't had sex in a long time. I'm hoping for luck! And I… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
We live in a culture in which condoms can be handed out in schools and Bibles can't. And I think that tells… — Janet E. Smith Copy Share Image
“AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Asian women love me, I look like David Duchovny. In kindergarten, used to put some condoms in my cubby. In case one… — Mac Miller Copy Share Image
“I held my bag open and he dropped Jenks inside. "Hey!" the pixy protested, and then, "Tink's little pink dildo, Rache? Haven't… — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
I know the Pope is opposed to the use of condoms. All I can say is, I am a spiritual man and… — Tom Hanks Copy Share Image
Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
About President Bush's stand against condoms, condoms will not protect you from AIDS . So to just throw a bunch of condoms… — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
“She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That’s life. That’s love. That’s fiscally… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
Condoms should be marked in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and… — Barbara Seaman Copy Share Image
“The only man I hadn’t ever used condoms with had been Trace and since he’d steadfastly refused to bottom for me, I’d… — Sloane Kennedy Copy Share Image
“Nanahara: Where are you going, Boss? Yashiro: To the convenience store. Whenever I buy all the condoms they have in stock and… — Kou Yoneda Copy Share Image
condoms are about as effective against AIDS as a twenty-four-chamber gun instead of a six-chamber gun when playing Russian roulette. — Peter Kreeft Copy Share Image
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore... A friend of mine was wearing one yesterday when he got stabbed by the woman's husband. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“No matter what those sex-ed teachers say about how great condoms are, there's not a condom in the world to protect you… — Natasha Friend Copy Share Image
“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oh my god! Oh no, no, no, no. The condoms. Hugh had seen the condoms. She wanted to bury her head under… — Robin Bielman Copy Share Image
A new study has been released disproving the myth that condoms diminish sexual pleasure for men. The study was published in this… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
I've heard the sound of 70 condoms being scraped over the floor at the British Museum. It feels like being an adventurer.… — Herbert Copy Share Image
