“It’s sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“I wonder how many more penises I’ll have inside me in my lifetime.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, I wanted his heart. Then I shifted focus to his body. I was never interested in only friendship.” — Daria Snadowsky Friendships Copy Share Image
“Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me.” — Daria Snadowsky Power Copy Share Image
“So it’s all right for him to rule out a serious relationship, but it’s wrong if I’m not ready to settle for… — Daria Snadowsky Friendships Copy Share Image
“As juvenile as we sound, sometimes the most fun thing in the world is laughing with girls about boys.” — Daria Snadowsky Bffs Copy Share Image
“I do. I still love him so much. And I feel so worthless because he doesn’t love me anymore.” — Daria Snadowsky Breaking up Copy Share Image
“High school sweetheart" is such an innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts.” — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what’s going on?” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“After a breakup there’s a momentary relief that you’re free again. But that’s quickly eclipsed by all the good memories you had… — Daria Snadowsky Breakup Copy Share Image
“How is it that human anatomy evolved so that something as stupid-looking as a repetitive back-and-forth movement can generate the peak of… — Daria Snadowsky Ecstasy Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the least… — Daria Snadowsky Infertile Copy Share Image
“But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What’s pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage… — Daria Snadowsky Sex Copy Share Image
“It’s so evident to me now that just because someone is a great guy doesn’t guarantee we’ll make a great couple, no… — Daria Snadowsky Couple Copy Share Image
“But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“One of the pitfalls of having an ex-boyfriend is that people still pair you together in their memories, and sooner or later… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“I’m positive I wouldn’t consider having sex with Guy if I hadn’t already had sex beforehand. I always knew I wanted my… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“I used to think all that game playing was par for the course and even kind of exciting. It just felt logical… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“I realize that I’m far less familiar with my own privates than with Guy’s, and I’ve seen his only twice! I guess… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“It’s like my entire conscious state has been reduced to this toxic blend of hope and uncertainty. I hate that I have… — Daria Snadowsky Affection Copy Share Image
“I just wouldn’t want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in my experience all boys… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Your love interest becomes the most important thing to you. And if the love is requited, it’s the biggest high in the… — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“It sucks enough when girlfriends break plans with each other for a boy, but at least that’s not against the natural order… — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“I love where he and I stand right now. It’s like we’re on the brink, and everything’s full of excitement and potential… — Daria Snadowsky Hooking-up Copy Share Image
“I remember another thing Cosmo said. It typically takes half the time you’re dating a guy to fall out of love with… — Daria Snadowsky Breakups Copy Share Image
“Blame your body. The whole biological purpose of existence is to mate, so from the time we hit puberty, our hormones are… — Daria Snadowsky Best friend Copy Share Image
“Please don’t hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving you… — Daria Snadowsky Breaking up Copy Share Image
“There’s nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido.” — Daria Snadowsky Libido Copy Share Image
“It’s so messed up how little control we have over whether we want somebody.” — Daria Snadowsky Love Copy Share Image
“Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?” — Daria Snadowsky Bonds Copy Share Image
“Did things get a lot hooter between you tow? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?" -Amy” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“You are all at once the subject, object, predicate, preposition, and period of my thoughts.” — Daria Snadowsky Philosophy of Mind Copy Share Image
“That I don't feel upset by us really being over almost trivializes how special and intense our relationship once was.” — Daria Snadowsky Break ups Copy Share Image
“Undressing him reminds me of trying to change a sleepy, uncooperative four-year-old into his pajamas."-Dom” — Daria Snadowsky Pajamas Copy Share Image
“I can live without a boy. So why does it feel like I'm going to die?” — Daria Snadowsky Break up Copy Share Image
“For me, at least, feeling something, even something bad, is better than feeling nothing.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
“Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.” — Daria Snadowsky Ferris wheel Copy Share Image
“Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me.” — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
