No matter how much you give a homeless person for tea... you never get that tea. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
A man who can laugh at himself is truly blessed, for he will never lack for amusement. — James Carlos Blake Copy Share Image
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse. — Ivan Reitman Copy Share Image
Humor is a very important thing. It is a natural predilection. It is an emotional release. — Ray Stevenson Copy Share Image
Is not the decisive difference between comedy and tragedy that tragedy denies us another chance? — John Updike Copy Share Image
It's easy to trick yourself into thinking something's funnier than it is. — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
I think if you look back at all those great comedies on television in the past, it's all lovable losers that gathered… — Matthew Perry Copy Share Image
Since so many romantic comedies vary little in their storyline, the success or failure of such movies depends largely on whether we… — Mariella Frostrup Copy Share Image
Doing comedy for film is always a challenge because you are in the hands of the editor after the fact. I am… — Tim Roth Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“If someone cracks up, what does that mean? At what point does a person about to fall to pieces say: I'm cracking… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
If you look at footage of the Newfoundland Regiment, you see they are at rest and giddy and being silly with one… — Michael Winter Copy Share Image
I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I come across as superficial. Of this I am aware. However, you may be confident that inside my head I am… — John Dolan Copy Share Image
“You know, you can always do a three some.” “A three some?” I frowned. “No.” He shrugged. “Just a thought.” “Yeah, a… — Kira4Inu Copy Share Image
“Much like the kākāpō who waddles up a hill, digs a hole and bellows into it to attract a mate, billionaires may… — Natalie Kyriacou Copy Share Image
I'm capable offstage of having some dark, twisted thoughts but the kind of things I like to do onstage are just more… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
People are funny, and in the most tragic situations, when comedy erupts from nowhere, it can turn on its head within the… — Sally Hawkins Copy Share Image
“To be present in history, even as nothing more than a chuckle, was a universe away from being absent from it, from… — Arundhati Roy Copy Share Image
Gonzo . . . acidic hilarity . . . 'The Fun Parts' has fine moments, but it's not the whole Lipsyte story.… — Janet Maslin Copy Share Image
You saw a lot of guys, especially in the early '90s, whose acts were a pitch for a sitcom. A lot of… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image