If I could email my jokes to the crowd and get the same immediate response [as during stand-up], I'd do that. — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
So I was surprised at the notion that I might have brought anthrax to my home, and would have been even amused… — Steven Hatfill Copy Share Image
People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business… — Al Madrigal Copy Share Image
“As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we… — George Herman Copy Share Image
Mmmm... the comedy that matters is the comedy you pull out of thin air. It's a bit like when something funny has… — Jack Dee Copy Share Image
It should be a law for one whole year that all laugh tracks are Seth Rogen. The world would get ever so… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
I think the best dramas are as funny as possible and the best comedies have, underneath them, real substance. — Peter Hedges Copy Share Image
I never walked the streets of New York hoping to be a musical comedy star. For one thing, they would have thought… — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
I learned very early that an audience would relax and look at things differently if they felt they could laugh with you… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
“I can't help it either, the laughing: solemn gatherings, slow ballads, pompous orations, any person or occasion that assumes I'll offer my… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Mexico, audiences want to see a big discussion around a film - what we expect from Hollywood films worldwide is more… — Gael Garcia Bernal Copy Share Image
'Smart Funny & Black' came about because I felt that black comedians were being considered as only capable of a certain type… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
“Joy, humor, and laughter should be part of everyone's spiritual life. They are gifts from God and help us enjoy creation.” — James Martin Copy Share Image
There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private — Jesmyn Ward Copy Share Image
When hecklers stand up, I get a mental jump for joy. It gives me something to get my teeth into - and… — Margaret Thatcher Copy Share Image
I've known Alan Zweibel since 1975, and I've always had this sneaking suspicion that he might possess a sense of humor. After… — Rob Reiner Copy Share Image
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
When I got emancipated from the foster care program and I became homeless, it was a struggle. I was working at an… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
I'd like to keep exploring comedy. I didn't necessarily think of myself as a comedic actress, but it's a lot of fun. — Mamie Gummer Copy Share Image
Why do we laugh at such terrible things? Because comedy is often the sarcastic realization of inescapable tragedy. — Bryant H. McGill Copy Share Image
I was doing jokey rap stuff in high school. But it was never serious. It was always, like, 'It'd be cool to… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
I never dreamed I would receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, mostly because my style is so typically Austrian. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
The Comedy Store in LA, it's a really loose room and it's really dark and creepy and a great place to explore… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
I think, in comedy, timing is everything. You and I could tell the same joke, but if one of our timing is… — T.I Copy Share Image
“A joke is by its nature a protest against sense. It is no good attacking nonsense for being successfully nonsensical.” — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but… — Kathy Baker Copy Share Image
I really like doing television shows, and I anticipated doing a comedy, because thats the place I feel the most comfortable -… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I would love to do a really cool romantic comedy, perhaps with Hugh Grant. I think he is brilliant. That's the kind… — Sophia Myles Copy Share Image
I do a lot of comedy and I like that. I am happy doing funny films. I am often the straight person… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I mean I'm one of those people that laugh at a funeral. And it's always the worst time, but there's always a… — Bianca Del Rio Copy Share Image
Many of the comedies I had made in Sweden were slightly based on semi-autobiographical experiences, so adapting novels was a very different… — Lasse Hallstrom Copy Share Image
Obviously the audience has veto power signified by whether they laugh or not, but you-not them-retain the ultimate power to decide what… — Franklyn Ajaye Copy Share Image
I'd love to do something dark, something that has nothing to do with music or comedy. Anything, but I'm still learning what… — Beyonce Knowles Copy Share Image
I am interested in complex characters who are difficult and have numerous sides. But I would love to do a comedy role… — Eugene Simon Copy Share Image
I don't want to be with someone boring because I'm always laughing. I like to play jokes on people and be sarcastic. — Ashley Benson Copy Share Image
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