I'm a funny guy. I want people to laugh. I laugh at myself, I make fun of myself. But at the end… — Lil B Copy Share Image
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger Copy Share Image
“get the giggles and let them loose like kamikaze fighters to die a glorious death against Bailey’s reprimanding glare.” — Lori Adams Copy Share Image
Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a… — Karren Brady Copy Share Image
Stand-up is every man for himself; you learn from hanging out at these clubs and watching other guys, and then trying not… — Harold Ramis Copy Share Image
Just keep making comedy. Make it all the time whether it's your job or not. Consider it like you are already working… — Megan Ganz Copy Share Image
Pakistan hasn't been cast in the role of... interesting cultural place or, you know, land of great comedians. — Mohsin Hamid Copy Share Image
I dare anyone to spend 10 years in the laugh-track that is Chuck Lorre's hive of oppression and not suffer some form… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
That's what happens with most comedies. If you watch 10 minutes and there's no joke, then you're disappointed because you're expecting jokes.… — Quentin Dupieux Copy Share Image
You could begin to notice whenever you find yourself blaming others or justifying yourself. If you spent the rest of your life… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
But what's true about comedians is that we've all got a huge hole in our personality. In a room of 3,000 people,… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
“When men were ready to marry, look out. Their evolution busted out all over. They nabbed the closest female hanging out near… — Gale Martin Copy Share Image
When I first started doing my stand-up act, I played the banjo, did comedy, magic tricks, juggled, read poetry. I stuck it… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I'm interested not just in projects that I'll be starring in, but producing film and TV that's really quality and great for… — Lance Reddick Copy Share Image
I really wanted to, but I just didn't understand how people became comedians. I kind of thought it was something you were… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Don't let a single comic moment pass you by; then help the audience get the laughs. Give them permission to laugh by… — James Carver Copy Share Image
I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy… — Vir Das Copy Share Image
“If someone cracks up, what does that mean? At what point does a person about to fall to pieces say: I'm cracking… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
If you look at footage of the Newfoundland Regiment, you see they are at rest and giddy and being silly with one… — Michael Winter Copy Share Image
I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is a really fabulous thing because it means you're getting deep inside somebody, into their psyche, and their ability… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Humor is a great defense, and an offense too. Usually the recipient isn't too happy about it, but the people around are… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Writing a whole series was a crash course in screenwriting, which is a very different muscle to standup comedy writing. — Ronny Chieng Copy Share Image
“I look around at everybody laughing and joking together and struggle to understand my life has become a living hell that nobody… — B.A. Paris Copy Share Image
You gotta have fun with a song, make somebody laugh. You gotta have character. A hard punchline can make you laugh, but… — Takeoff Copy Share Image
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
I remember 'The Cosby Show,' but that was something completely different. Comedy. There was a lightness to it and a sort of… — Corey Hawkins Copy Share Image
Like Dilip Kumar, I've never run after money but only after good roles and that's why have always rebelled against those directors… — Asrani Copy Share Image
That old question about whether, as a woman, you can be funny and attractive at the same time. Argh! I hate that… — Emma Stone Copy Share Image
You find out that the universe is a system that creeps up on itself and says 'Boo' and then laughs at itself… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I like comedies, I like thrillers, I like love stories. Everything is beautiful; it depends if the film is good, who cares?… — Monica Bellucci Copy Share Image
I'm often confronted with people being like, 'Ahhh, drama is killing comedy.' It's not, it's a different genre. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
To make fun of a person to his face is a brutal way of amusing one's self; be delicate and cunning, and… — Gelett Burgess Copy Share Image
