When Ur time is good, Ur mistakes r taken as a joke.. But when ur time is bad, even ur jokes r… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you like a conversational style of comedy, if you like comedy that's a little dangerous, I'm your guy. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
Unfortunately, the small comedies I've done have hardly seen the light of day, which is kinda sad. Dirty Girl was a lot… — Milla Jovovich Copy Share Image
Some comedy has turned into, 'Donald Trump's bad, isn't he?' That's a true statement. But where is your joke? — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
A complete revaluation takes place in your physical and mental being when you've laughed and had some fun. — Catherine Ponder Copy Share Image
We are targeted when humor is not taken in the right spirit, but that's a part and parcel of this profession. — Kiku Sharda Copy Share Image
I am excited about getting back to what I do best and what my audience likes best, I am writing new jokes… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
There's a hysterical, tired sense of humor that comes after working 14 hours a day, six days a week. I like those… — Tom Berenger Copy Share Image
My mother was very wary at first. And now she's come around 180 degrees. She's, like, one of my biggest fans now.… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
I mean, there's an aspect I've always said that is - it's, you know, it's not poetry but it's kind of like… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I tend to look at the world more from Voltaire's perspective. Incidentally, if you haven't read Candide lately, it's a fabulous book.… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
“The common denominator of all jokes is a path of expectation that is diverted by an unexpected twist necessitating a complete reinterpretation… — V.S. Ramachandran Copy Share Image
When we graduated [ from Cambridge], we were grabbed right into television. I was grabbed straight into the practice of writing comedy.… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
It's already years ago now, but there's that South Korean music artist Psy, who had that hit song and it was a… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
“I started to crawl off; then I remembered my leftover pizza, and I peeled off the salami, pepperoni, and anchovies and placed… — Duffy Brown Copy Share Image
I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I get a lot of dramas, but I'd like to do a romantic comedy type of movie; that'd be a nice step… — Serinda Swan Copy Share Image
Doing political comedy you do feel guilty that you aren't trying to change problems, you are merely exploiting them for your own… — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
The Comedy of Emasculation that Judd Apatow and his disciples have made into a separate economy was invented by the Farrelly brothers,… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
For me personally, being a comedian is having funny ideas and saying them: it's not just saying them. I need the complete… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness. — Will Forte Copy Share Image
No one who hired Siegfried & Roy was shocked when they brought a tiger onstage. So you shouldn't be shocked if you… — Adam Conover Copy Share Image
I think the combination of action and the combination of comedy are two really, really good genres to meld together. — Neal H. Moritz Copy Share Image
The best part about stand-up is that you control everything. Period. When you work in movies, or on TV shows, there are… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Laughter not time destroyed my voice And put that crack in it, And when the moon's pot-bellied I get a laughing fit. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Big Bang Theory' is not my kind of show. It's not my humor. I don't like multicam comedies. I don't want an… — Zachary Knighton Copy Share Image
Do it [stand-up comedy] because it feels like the right thing to do. Do it because you don't want to do anything… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
I've never made up events, but I've always been a big exaggerator. It's written on my humorist license that I'm allowed to… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.” — T. Hammond Copy Share Image
It's just to break things up between stand-up gigs. I would only do it periodically. Maybe just an East Coast thing. — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Satires and lampoons on particular people circulate more by giving copies in confidence to the friends of the parties, than by printing… — Richard Brinsley Sheridan Copy Share Image
“Meaning, yes -- I don't really exist except on the page or in the back of your brain. But if you think… — Kyle Michel Sullivan Copy Share Image
I'm quite a reserved person, a bit shy at first when I don't know someone. I like to have a laugh and… — Anthony Martial Copy Share Image
I like working solo and it was a lot of fun joking around with the audience, saying things. I'm only just learning… — Art Garfunkel Copy Share Image
When you've learned to laugh at the things that should be laughed at, and not to laugh at those that shouldn't, you've… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I'm still fighting really hard to get any role I get. If it's comedy, I go for the laughs. And if it's… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
I'm pretty goofy. I really do like to sing and dance in real life. I'm a rhythmic person. I love comedy; I… — Xosha Roquemore Copy Share Image
I want people to talk about my comedy, about cancer, about body issues, about scars, because cancer, it's a big deal, but… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
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