Comedy Quotes · Page 343

“attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.”

— Barbara Pease

I'd like to do an action film, a full-on comedy film, family dramas and a soulful romantic film.

— Vaani Kapoor

You have to laugh through hard things, right? How else do you cope?

— Carmen Cusack

The secret of comedy is enjoying it. If you're not laughing, it's not going to be funny.

— Sarah Alexander

Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle.

— Maria Micah Rosales

I'm probably doing puns more than anything in my life.

— Scott Aukerman

Laughter brings you to the earth, brings you down from your stupid ideas of being holier-than-thou.

— Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh

Creativity and lateral thinking have exactly the same basis as humour.

— Edward de Bono

I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really…

— Jesse Eisenberg

I think what's very French is the mixture of comedy with intimacy and a kind of reflectiveness. For U.S. audiences, the nearest…

— Romain Duris

The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot.…

— Timothy Bottoms

I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at…

— Paula Cole

It's just, you can get very complacent if you do the same thing all the time and especially the comedian, it gives…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I thought of several alec smart remarks, but you should humor crazy people when you're at their mercy; it's a rule.

— Laurell K. Hamilton

Without humor life sucks, without courage life is hard, without love life is hopeless, without friends like you life would be impossible

— Babloo

“Who decides which defects are funny and which ones are tragic? Nobody laughs at blind people or makes iron lung jokes.”

— David Mitchell

“Hooting and hollering, the crowd reliably responded as if that were the height of humor, while Herman slapped me on the back…

— Ivan Doig

I was influenced by a lot of comedy growing up, I had good parents. They were funny, too. My mom was hilarious;…

— Jermaine Fowler

When I was working with Barry Sonnenfeld, I'd watch him set up a shot and talk to him about what he was…

— Cheryl Hines

I'm neurotic by nature, but I'm wary of becoming more of a play than a comic - you don't want people coming…

— Jon Richardson

That being said, in my top five favorite movies, two of them are Alien and Aliens. I love to laugh, and I…

— Angie Harmon

For public opinion does not admit that lofty rapturous laughter is worthy to stand beside lofty lyrical emotion and that there isall…

— Nikolai Gogol

I would say I've actually done a lot more comedy than I've done drama. It's weird the way that worked out, because…

— James Roday

For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows - i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The…

— B. J. Porter

I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

— Bill Cosby

I love going to the movie theatre, seeing live comedy, and going to amusement parks.

— Jennette McCurdy

What's with the poverty Tourette's? Why do these two think we need a hobo for president?

— Jon Stewart

I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.

— Steve Burton

In our most desperate times, people going through true hardships use humor to cope.

— Sean Baker

“Having somebody help you doesn't mean that you have failed. It just means that you're not in it alone”

— Messer (Life as we know it

I'm not even really a joke-teller. I can do ad-lib and banter, but I don't do jokes.

— Bruce Forsyth

“There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe”

— Holly Black

Some of my fear and anxieties surrounding faith, I think, provides some good comedy for my act.

— Jim Gaffigan

It's fine if folk don't like my sense of humour. But if somebody misunderstands, then that hurts a bit.

— Limmy

There seems to be a weird ceiling to being a stand-up as far as acting.

— Jay Mohr

Louis is Louis Walsh, if he don't work again, he's laughing. So are generations of Louis Walsh to come.

— Rylan Clark-Neal

You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes.

— Charlie Hunnam

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

— Sandra Bernhard

We must laugh in the face of our helplessness against the forces of nature, or go insane.

— Charlie Chaplin

The one thing you're most reluctant to tell. That's where the comedy is.

— Mike Birbiglia