I am reasonably nice-looking and have quite an expressive face, which is good for comedy. — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh. — Barry Sonnenfeld Copy Share Image
“Comedy doesn't makes your IQ higher… ... Read Science... and don't re-read books for higher IQ!” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
I had never done a roast, but I really wanted to, because it's so different from standup. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I haven't been offstage for more than two days since I started doing comedy. — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
Comedy's the only job I say where you wake up and you're like 'Can't do it!' — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
I always laugh at people who strive to be famous because all you do is get mithered to death by everyone. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
People tell me I'm doing all these intense women and that I should lighten up. Then I do a comedy that I'm… — Isabelle Adjani Copy Share Image
“But if you cannot at once laugh at a thing or believe in it, you have no business in the Middle Ages.… — G. K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
The great thing about 'Stand Up for Cancer' is it doesn't take itself too seriously, this is out there, we're going to… — Rylan Clark-Neal Copy Share Image
“Because I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.” — Jesse Petersen Copy Share Image
“Welcome to Level 2. Or, as it is sometimes affectionately referred to by the Friends: God's Little Joke.” — H.M. Forester Copy Share Image
I was in a hotel room in Dallas, and I was jerking off so much and so sadly and pathetically, that the… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
I'm playing an Amazon warrior princess in a new radio comedy series called 'Elvenquest,' and I'm playing a Russian genius in the… — Sophie Winkleman Copy Share Image
When someone can, on a worldwide level, make someone laugh, that's power. A lot my heroes - Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, the… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
When I first started, stand-up comedians writing novels was thought of as a great encroachment on the art form and people got… — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
The actors today really need the whip hand. They're so lazy. They haven't got the sense of pride in their profession that… — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
I think that laughter is very close to terror and horror. Maybe that's just me, but that sort of all - over… — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
I remember reading Dave Barry for the first time and being like oh my God I can't believe you can do this.… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I always honestly dreamed of coming to Second City in Chicago, although I've never even been there to see a show. But… — Simon Helberg Copy Share Image
If I'm laughing, you know I'm either very happy or very sad. I cope with things with jokes. — Cristela Alonzo Copy Share Image
Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead? — Jack Whitehall Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a comedy; that's the one thing I haven't done yet that I really, really want to do. — Zoe Kravitz Copy Share Image
Why is it ok when a whites person tell a racist joke and they say just kidding fuck its till racist — Marquez Copy Share Image
Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it. — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy growing up - Bob Hope, Red Skelton and Danny Kaye. — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards. — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
Keenser is a smart alien. I try to bring a little bit of comedy into it, but he's a great thinker. — Deep Roy Copy Share Image
No one laughs at the same joke twice so why cry for the same person twice? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
